Some Short Ones (funnys)

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
    they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
    Granny replies, 'F*** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the

    Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly
    Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
    Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
    Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
    Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
    Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'

    A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look
    horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
    He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

    Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
    my sexy body?'
    Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

    An elderly couple are attending Mass.
    About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I
    just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
    He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'


    Love the last one!

    Love the one about the dragon.
    I am gonna pss most of them jokes off as my own now:p

    Original Poster

    u carry on

    What do you call a bear with no paw ?
    Rupert the B^sterd
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