someone had to explain this joke to me

Found 6th Feb 2007
2 nuns sharing a bath !one nun says to the other nun "it" wares the soap !!!the other nun replies "it" does !!!!!:oops:

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I dont get it

LOL me neither!!!

You have to change to spelling
First version ...where is the soap?
second version..it wears the soap (like a statement)!!

I can remember being told that joke, I thought it was funny because she had lost the soap. Only to be told what it really meant later ^_^

I still dont get it, is it worded wrong?

It should be:

Two nuns in a bath. One says to the other "where's the soap?", the other says "yes, it does rather". The first nun says "ewww... that's disgusting" and the second nun replies "well, it was your idea we had a bath together in the first place!!".

;-)

Duh, too early for me.... I don't get it even with the new version :x grrrr

Crazy1

Duh, too early for me.... I don't get it even with the new version :x … Duh, too early for me.... I don't get it even with the new version :x grrrr


Basically one of the nuns is asking the location of the soap - 'where's the soap' (she eants to wash herself externally) The other nun wants to be that little bit more 'hygenic?' and has been using the soap internally - wears the soap ("my internal gymnastics have worn the soap away") :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

2 nuns sharing a bath, one says "where's the soap" the other one says "what masturbating with it or you just can't find it?, because if you mean masturbating, then yes, it does wear it".
It's never the same when you have to explain it.
After the bath the nuns went to bed and Mother Superior came round to their room and says "night night ladies, candles out".

jelli89

Basically one of the nuns is asking the location of the soap - 'where's … Basically one of the nuns is asking the location of the soap - 'where's the soap' (she eants to wash herself externally) The other nun wants to be that little bit more 'hygenic?' and has been using the soap internally - wears the soap ("my internal gymnastics have worn the soap away") :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:



I thought it was 'wears' but I also thought nuns had no bad habits :giggle: :giggle:

Lol. Reminds me of two nuns riding down a cobbled street on their bicycles. One says "I've never come this way before" and the other says "no, neither have I but I do love it so".

duckmagicuk2

Lol. Reminds me of two nuns riding down a cobbled street on their … Lol. Reminds me of two nuns riding down a cobbled street on their bicycles. One says "I've never come this way before" and the other says "no, neither have I but I do love it so".



:giggle::giggle::whistling:

2 Nuns driving along a dark lane in the middle of the night when suddenly a vampire lands on the bonnet of the car.

The Nun at the wheel turns to the 2nd and says "Show it your cross"

So the 2nd Nun leans out of the window and shouts "GET OFF THE ******* BONNET !"

It's always TWO nuns. I guess that's the winning formula.

2 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man stood in front of them and exposed himself, the first nun passed out and the second one had a stroke.

ephellova

2 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man stood in front of them and … 2 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man stood in front of them and exposed himself, the first nun passed out and the second one had a stroke.



Now THAT one I get :-D

JDeal

In these nun joke is the second nun always the same nun?:?



The truth is that none of them are nuns.
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