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    something a day from duckmagicuk2

    Hi everyone. This is the thread where I will post something a day (hopefully, I might miss a couple though).

    It might be a game, or a laugh, or a joke.
    Something to watch, or something to... poke?

    So, I'll find you something now. It might not always be great, but what the... let's go!

    By the way, the newest entry is the LAST one on the LAST page, and the oldest is the FIRST one on this page.

    I hope you enjoy it.

    do not post in this thread. (IT'S MINE!! ALL MINE!!). Actually, I don't want to spoil the pattern of the posts.

    Why not start your own thread like this?

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    Original Poster

    [size=6]MARRIAGE[/size]

    "Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and
    lightning."

    "Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but
    you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James
    Garner

    "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut
    afterwards." - Benjamin Franklin

    "Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost -
    she may have got him."

    "A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds
    of questions he can answer." - Ronald Colman

    "Before marriage the three little words are 'I love you',
    after marriage they are, 'let's eat out'."

    "By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become
    happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philospher." -
    Socrates

    "A diplomatic husband said to his wife, 'How do you expect
    me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

    "It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use
    it"

    "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late
    for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the
    refrigerator." - Bill Lawrence

    "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains
    because she knows that the average man can see much better
    than he can think." - Ladies Home Journal

    "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf
    husband." - Michel de Montaingne

    "Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." - Arthur
    Baer

    "Marriage is a great institution - but I'm not ready for an
    institution yet." - Mae West

    "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
    than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry

    "You have only to mumble a few words in church to get
    married and a few words in your sleep to get divorced"

    "If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the
    fact that you can't afford divorce." - Jack Nicholson

    "The person who marries for money usually earns every penny
    of it."

    "The most difficult years of marriage are those following
    the wedding."

    "A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life
    to be thankful for a good one." - Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

    "Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings, or eating
    with chopsticks. It looks easy till you try it."

    "If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship,
    there would be fewer divorces - and more bankruptcies." -
    Frances Rodman

    "Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a
    joke."

    "Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on
    sales."

    "There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
    before marriage and after marriage."

    "In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live
    together afterwards that causes the problems." - Shelley
    Winters

    "No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a
    higher opinion of him than he deserves." - Edgar Watson Howe

    "The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the
    best method for getting acquainted." - Heywood Broun

    Original Poster

    Hi. I can't be bothered using this thread. I'll just post separate things, one each day. That way you can read the titles. :thumbsup:

    duckmagicuk2

    Hi. I can't be bothered using this thread. I'll just post separate … Hi. I can't be bothered using this thread. I'll just post separate things, one each day. That way you can read the titles. :thumbsup:



    lol. I was going to suggest that yesterday but thought you like having one big thread

    Original Poster

    He he. It's much better to float things around. Things people like will get commented on and brought back to the top, whilst the silt that is rubbish stuff will sink slowly to the bottom. Hopefully!

    duckmagicuk2

    Things people like will get commented on



    I'm pleased you won't mind people replying in the thread now as well :thumbsup:

    duckmagicuk2

    Please do not post in this thread. (IT'S MINE!! ALL MINE!!)



    What are you like eh? :P

    Original Poster

    duckmagicuk2

    Please do not post in this thread. (IT'S MINE!! ALL MINE!!)

    some_random_user_i_just_made_up

    :lol:



    I just didn't want it to get cluttered with people saying:



    That's all.

    Fair point














    (just teasing duckmagic )
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