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    The Hormone Hostage

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
    man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
    the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

    the first option: DANGEROUS:
    the second option: SAFER:
    the third option: SAFEST:
    the fourth option: ULTRA SAFE:

    What's for dinner?
    Can I help you with dinner?
    Where would you like to go for dinner?
    Here, have some wine.

    Are you wearing that?
    Wow, you sure look good in brown!
    WOW! Look at you!
    Here, have some wine

    What are you so worked up about?
    Could we be overreacting?
    Here's my paycheck.
    Here, have some wine.

    Should you be eating that?
    You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
    Here, have some wine.

    What did you DO all day?
    I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    I've always loved you in that robe!
    Here, have some more wine.

    13 Things PMS Stands For:

    1 Pass My Shotgun
    2 Psychotic Mood Shift
    3 Perpetual Munching Spree
    4 Puffy Mid-Section
    5 People Make me Sick
    6 Provide Me with Sweets
    7 Pardon My Sobbing
    8 Pimples May Surface
    9 Pass My Sweat pants
    10. Pi**y Mood Syndrome
    11. Plainly; Men Suck
    12. Pack My Stuff
    and my favorite one.
    13. Potential Murder Suspect :w00t: :w00t:

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    Original Poster

    Little boy disturbs parents making love, mum is on top. boy asks "what are you doing?" mum says "dad has a big tummy so i get on it to help flatten it", boy says "your wasting your time cos when your out shopping the lady next door gets down on her knees and blows it back up again".

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    Very good
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