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    Songs - It was fun being a baby boomer... until now

    Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics
    to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    They include:

    Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Abba --- Denture Queen.

    Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

    And this classic:
    Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

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    Original Poster

    I suppose many of you will not remember the originals. :whistling:

    Feel free to add your song updates.

    And of course the group Gerry and the Pacemakers.

    They have all got real pacemakers fitted now.

    Led Zeppelin - Stairlift to Heaven

    canned heat - on the commode again

    marvin gaye - whats going on??

    taasda;2086909

    I suppose many of you will not remember the originals. :whistling:



    I am afraid I do.

    I "grew up" in the 1960s, being 11 when it started and 20 when it finished.

    The Beatles, the Who, the Kinks, the Rolling Stones, the Animals, Dylan, the list goes on and on.
    Great era for music, and who would have believed some of these artists are still going.

    I am now going to be slighly pedantic about your list (only tongue in cheeck).

    They are not all 60s songs. Splish Splash by Bobby Darin came out in 1958, and people like Abba and Leo Sayer were the 70s.

    But who cares, amusing list, I will try to come up with a couple of my own.

    Original Poster

    I "grew up" in the 1960s, being 11 when it started and 20 when it … I "grew up" in the 1960s, being 11 when it started and 20 when it finished.The Beatles, the Who, the Kinks, the Rolling Stones, the Animals, Dylan, the list goes on and on.Great era for music, and who would have believed some of these artists are still going.



    Same age as me. Social life was pretty good as well. ;-) :whistling:

    neil YOUNG - OLD man look at my life.....

    harvest - one of the best albums ever!!!!!!

    Banned

    the Senior Of The Pack - with The Shangri-Las

    backtothecaves;2086932

    Led Zeppelin - Stairlift to Heaven



    Nice one.

    Seeing as how Jimmy Page is now 65 that is probably not far from the truth.

    Banned

    My arthritis is back - with The Angels

    Banned

    When A Man Loves A Good Book - with Percy Sledge

    shades of grey - the monkees - 1968

    anyone who had a heart (bypass) - cilla black

    Banned

    Getting Up Is Hard To Do - with Neil Sedaka

    backtothecaves;2086932

    Led Zeppelin - Stairlift to Heaven



    Classiest one yet !

    Meat Loaf - Heaven can wait, please.

    Tavares - Heaven must be just round the corner.

    Beatles - Now I'm sixty four

    Banned

    Baby I'm Tired - with Barbara Lewis

    Banned

    When Everything Is Wrong With My Baby - with Sam, Dave

    Banned

    Get Out Of My Wheelchair - with Lee Dorsey

    Original Poster

    Box Tops - The email

    if i had a hammer by peter paul and erm erm thingy you know her .......

    those were the days - may hopkins

    bad all over - dave clark five

    i cant see for miles - the who

    dazed and confused - led zeppelin

    Drifters - 6ft Under the Boardwalk

    Sparks - This retirement home aint big enough

    David Soul - Tena Lady

    The Goons - Now is the time to say goodbye

    Nancy Sinatra - These zimmers are made for walking

    Banned

    hottoshop;2087165

    Drifters - 6ft Under the BoardwalkSparks - This retirement home aint big … Drifters - 6ft Under the BoardwalkSparks - This retirement home aint big enoughDavid Soul - Tena LadyThe Goons - Now is the time to say goodbyeNancy Sinatra - These zimmers are made for walking



    Brilliant, rep added.

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    The Animals - The House Of The Rising Damp
    The Shadows - The Old Ones
    Aretha Franklin - I Say A big Prayer
    The Chiffons - He's So old
    Joe South - Games People Played
    Fats Domino - Crawling To New Orleans
    Beatles - I feel terrible
    Jonny Kidd & the pirates - Shakin' all over & over & over ...
    Cliff Richards & the Shadows - Please don't dribble
    Elvis Presley - Wooden leg
    Johnny Leyton - Johnny do you remember me ?
    Elvis Presley - Can't help falling in the lavatory
    Gerry & the pacemakers - I liked it !
    Beatles - I need to hold your hand
    Cilla Black - Anyone whos had a heart attack

    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]The Rolling Stones[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Hey you get off of my armchair[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]I can’t get no medication[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Paint it grey[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Little Dead Rooster[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Let’s spend a penny together[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Limpin’ Jack Flash[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Street Crossing Man[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Tumbling Down[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]You Can’t Always Get to the Toilet[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Midnight Dribbler[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Get Yer Horlicks Out![/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Waiting On a Doctor[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Carpet Shuffle[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Almost Hear You Breathe[/FONT][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, I Seem to Have Lost Her[/FONT][/SIZE]

    From the Sex Pistols studio album 'Never mind the Horlicks', track 2 - 'A marquee in the UK'.

    Oldhouse blues - The Doors
    Fix my fire - The Doors
    Never say die - Black Sabbath
    All white now - Free

    Sade - Smooth Operation
    Stones - 19th Bowel Breakdown
    Monkees - Last Train To Eastbourne (only funny if you know Eastbourne !)
    Screaming Jay Hawkins - Heart Attack and Dyin'
    Righteous Brothers - I've got that sagging feeling.

    :-D:-Dall brilliant - i can bet your all singing at least 1 of these songs!!

    Pink Floyd - Another Nail in the Coffin
    Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick & Titch - (Can't) Bend It
    Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
    Peter Gabriel Kate Bush - Just Give Up
    Spandau Ballet - Old

    :thinking:"Spandau Ballet - Old" come on now hotto - i know our brains are a bit frazzled from this time but this wasnt 60s - i dont think so

    you sneaked in sade as well !!!

    Jimi Hendrix - Purple Rinse..........

    The Beach Boys - Silver Surfing UK...

    sorry all i could think of just now.

    Original Poster

    holly100;2087453

    :-D:-Dall brilliant - i can bet your all singing at least 1 of these … :-D:-Dall brilliant - i can bet your all singing at least 1 of these songs!!



    Been singing Tenna lady non stop :-D

    These are great. Keep them coming.

    holly100;2087508

    :thinking:"Spandau Ballet - Old" come on now hotto - i know are brains … :thinking:"Spandau Ballet - Old" come on now hotto - i know are brains are a bit frazzled from this time but this wasnt 60s - i dont think soyou sneaked in sade as well !!!



    lol shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I'm struggling now, off upstairs to check the collection.

    Beatles Special !!

    Penny Farthing
    I don't feel fine
    Help !! (I definitely need somebody)
    You've got to hide your Will away
    Daily trip up
    (Can't) Drive my car
    Don't let me down (too hard)
    While my bedsores gently weep (ewwwwwwwwww!)
    Goodbye, goodbye
    Darby and Jones Lonely Hearts Club (banned)
    Cemetery Fields Forever

    Bob Dylan (aka Robert Zimmerframeman) - Like a Strolling Crone

    somebody stole my zimmer - deep purple

    Tommy Roe - (always) Dizzy
    Tyrone Davies - Turn back the hands of time (please)
    Hold On ! I'm Going - Sam & Dave
    Old (soul) Man - Sam & Dave
    Walking the dog - Rufus Thomas

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    Bob Dylan (aka Robert Zimmerframeman) - Like a Strolling Crone



    lol , very good :thumbsup:

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    You forgot the band snowtiger, lol.

    It was Poison and def not the 60's lmao.
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