Groups

    Sony Announce Amazing New Music Player

    Those clever boffins at Sony have come up with a marvellous new invention.

    You've seen the iPod and the iPlayer. Now there's the iTit - a small silicone chip which women can insert into their breast implants to play music or even radio programmes!

    The stereo speakers (one each side) vary in size depending on cup size.

    Hymer Nerd, chief design technician, said, "I came up with the idea after being told that women often complain about men looking at their breasts instead of listening to them . . . "

    7 Comments

    Banned

    Link?

    awww ... weren't they breastfed as a baby? :whistling:

    Original Poster

    DangerGod;4625455

    Link?




    Sorry, can't find a link.

    I think Sony are playing this close to their chest . . .

    keeping abreast with the news

    Would be fun tuning into different radio stations

    Banned

    needs some minor tweaking

    all right folks - very funny! Great post - made me seriously chuckle.
    Post a comment
    Avatar
    @
      Text
      Top Discussions
      1. Aloha! Flamedeer Vacation is LIVE (until August 28th at 5pm)2631
      2. Surprise! The HUKD Summer Flamedeer Hunt 2017 **OFFICIAL THREAD** (trading …139337
      3. Kirby Triple Deluxe, Luigi's Mansion & Super Mario 3D Land to join the 3DS …11
      4. 75% off Sky TV for existing customers. Only works when you call the specifi…17426157

      See more discussions