Soooooo whose fit and single??

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Found 10th Jul 2010
This wouldn't be a Lulumammy's thread if it didnt involve fellas.....so

sching ding small members on parade for inspection, in 5 minutes

Sense of humour
Honesty
Affection shower
cracking in the sack
all are vital

Hit it!

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Original Poster

Oh it has ...this is strange!

Banned

I am neither, sorry, I will vacate your thread now.

Original Poster

Nah stay in, your funny so thats a starter lol....:)

I find this very discriminatory.

Original Poster

I'll allow you in ...

Supermod

Bonjour.

Original Poster

magicjay1986

Bonjour.


Your not single.....are ya?

Supermod

Lulu'sMammy

Your not single.....are ya?



Nope. Just fancied posting.

Original Poster

magicjay1986

Nope. Just fancied posting.


Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm bored...

Supermod

Lulu'sMammy

Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm … Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm bored...



Haha. Well, I have been staying away from here so been out of the loop for a while.

Hmm...cannot think of a topic...I am feeling lazy...

Original Poster

Yeah same, not been on for months...even my "where are you" Pm's stopped about a month ago lol....:( i fell unloved baaaaaah!

just been in another thread like this.

same bird in the avvy pic an' all.

in 4 the drunken Saturday night fun

Original Poster

No drink on my part....so numpty u on the pop then?

Original Poster

Colin just read it lol...it was the thong that did it for me....i'd hit it!

no im not haha thought there might be some drunken louts appear later on

Original Poster

Its a bit early mate.....and still no offers to share me cottage pie lol

cottage pie...is that a euphemism? haha

Original Poster

lolololol depends

I'm fat and single.

Damn, just one critical letter out.

Original Poster

pics for approval cookie!

Lulu'sMammy

pics for approval cookie!



Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lol

Will provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous!

*Blood curdling screams* EDIT: Photo amended to a slightly less awful one

Banned

I am fit and unmarried.

Therefore I guess I am single

Original Poster

Wotwot123

Never been "fit" but I'm single.(Check my previous posts for a pic) :P


Gis a clue...where?

Original Poster

cookiemonster83

Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, … Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous tbh! :D*Blood curdling screams*


Awww least you had the balls cookie!!

Don't feel all that fit as it's been a long day but single so at least half way there

Lulu'sMammy

Awww least you had the balls cookie!!



LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet

cookiemonster83

LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet




:lol:

Soooooo whose fit and single??



Shouldn't it be "who's"?

Original Poster

thesaint

Shouldn't it be "who's"?


Who gives one?

Original Poster

cookiemonster83

LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet



Cookie dont beat yaself nutter.....how old you lol

Lulu'sMammy

Cookie dont beat yaself nutter.....how old you lol



To be fair, that's what us singletons are normally reduced to

I'm 27, and it's not so much doing myself down as it is being a realist! You wanted honesty, after all!

i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search

jayjayuk1234

i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that … i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search




What does that mean ?

cookiemonster83

Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, … Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous! :D*Blood curdling screams*



You remind me of the guy who sung "Mai Ya Hee"

Boom123

You remind me of the guy who sung "Mai Ya Hee"



I'll add that to the list alongside Keith from The Office and Buh Buh Ray Dudley from wrestling

darren9030

What does that mean ?



It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that matter, u couldn't possibly have a relationship with anyone as you would be on here all the time... relationships are time consuming,

ain't rocket science is it.

jayjayuk1234

It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that … It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that matter, u couldn't possibly have a relationship with anyone as you would be on here all the time... relationships are time consuming, ain't rocket science is it.



This is where AW turns up and says he has 2 kids and a wife!

TBH thinking about it I probably posted more when I wasn't single, this site was a way of blocking out the mental woman that was the other half!

Supermod

I expected more from this thread.

Not fit.
Not single.
Have never showered in affection (I assume this is for X-Rated DVDs).
Never finished in a significant position on Sports Day.

I'll grab my coat and not let the door hit my buttocks on the way out...

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