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    Soooooo whose fit and single??

    This wouldn't be a Lulumammy's thread if it didnt involve fellas.....so

    sching ding small members on parade for inspection, in 5 minutes

    Sense of humour
    Honesty
    Affection shower
    cracking in the sack
    all are vital

    Hit it!

    64 Comments

    Original Poster

    Oh it has ...this is strange!

    Banned

    I am neither, sorry, I will vacate your thread now.

    Original Poster

    Nah stay in, your funny so thats a starter lol....:)

    I find this very discriminatory.

    Original Poster

    I'll allow you in ...

    Supermod

    Bonjour.

    Original Poster

    magicjay1986

    Bonjour.


    Your not single.....are ya?

    Supermod

    Lulu'sMammy

    Your not single.....are ya?



    Nope. Just fancied posting.

    Original Poster

    magicjay1986

    Nope. Just fancied posting.


    Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm bored...

    Supermod

    Lulu'sMammy

    Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm … Same....pick a subject...my man one aint going down to well lol, and i'm bored...



    Haha. Well, I have been staying away from here so been out of the loop for a while.

    Hmm...cannot think of a topic...I am feeling lazy...

    Original Poster

    Yeah same, not been on for months...even my "where are you" Pm's stopped about a month ago lol....:( i fell unloved baaaaaah!

    just been in another thread like this.

    same bird in the avvy pic an' all.

    in 4 the drunken Saturday night fun

    Original Poster

    No drink on my part....so numpty u on the pop then?

    Original Poster

    Colin just read it lol...it was the thong that did it for me....i'd hit it!

    no im not haha thought there might be some drunken louts appear later on

    Original Poster

    Its a bit early mate.....and still no offers to share me cottage pie lol

    cottage pie...is that a euphemism? haha

    Original Poster

    lolololol depends

    I'm fat and single.

    Damn, just one critical letter out.

    Original Poster

    pics for approval cookie!

    Lulu'sMammy

    pics for approval cookie!



    Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lol

    Will provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous!

    *Blood curdling screams* EDIT: Photo amended to a slightly less awful one

    Banned

    I am fit and unmarried.

    Therefore I guess I am single

    Original Poster

    Wotwot123

    Never been "fit" but I'm single.(Check my previous posts for a pic) :P


    Gis a clue...where?

    Original Poster

    cookiemonster83

    Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, … Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous tbh! :D*Blood curdling screams*


    Awww least you had the balls cookie!!

    Don't feel all that fit as it's been a long day but single so at least half way there

    Lulu'sMammy

    Awww least you had the balls cookie!!



    LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet

    cookiemonster83

    LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet




    :lol:

    Soooooo whose fit and single??



    Shouldn't it be "who's"?

    Original Poster

    thesaint

    Shouldn't it be "who's"?


    Who gives one?

    Original Poster

    cookiemonster83

    LOL, I'll take that as intended! I'll come back to you after the diet



    Cookie dont beat yaself nutter.....how old you lol

    Lulu'sMammy

    Cookie dont beat yaself nutter.....how old you lol



    To be fair, that's what us singletons are normally reduced to

    I'm 27, and it's not so much doing myself down as it is being a realist! You wanted honesty, after all!

    i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search

    jayjayuk1234

    i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that … i would say that anyone here with over 10k posts are single.... that should help you narrow down your search




    What does that mean ?

    cookiemonster83

    Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, … Oh I wouldn't want to ruin your evening by doing that! lolWill provide, but honestly- I'm pretty horrendous! :D*Blood curdling screams*



    You remind me of the guy who sung "Mai Ya Hee"

    Boom123

    You remind me of the guy who sung "Mai Ya Hee"



    I'll add that to the list alongside Keith from The Office and Buh Buh Ray Dudley from wrestling

    darren9030

    What does that mean ?



    It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that matter, u couldn't possibly have a relationship with anyone as you would be on here all the time... relationships are time consuming,

    ain't rocket science is it.

    jayjayuk1234

    It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that … It means, if you have over 10k posts on this site, or any forum for that matter, u couldn't possibly have a relationship with anyone as you would be on here all the time... relationships are time consuming, ain't rocket science is it.



    This is where AW turns up and says he has 2 kids and a wife!

    TBH thinking about it I probably posted more when I wasn't single, this site was a way of blocking out the mental woman that was the other half!

    Supermod

    I expected more from this thread.

    Not fit.
    Not single.
    Have never showered in affection (I assume this is for X-Rated DVDs).
    Never finished in a significant position on Sports Day.

    I'll grab my coat and not let the door hit my buttocks on the way out...

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