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    For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian
    woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
    wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum
    of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

    If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
    support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
    know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply
    mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then
    arrange for the child support payments to begin.

    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "
    Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,
    just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

    The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
    fainted.

    On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
    Spaghetti.

    Three with meatballs, two without."

    "SEND EXTRA SAUCE".

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    .hehe

    hahaha

    ~Heard it before (on here) but still makes me smile

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    kelly_o_fanatic;2971086

    ~Heard it before (on here) but still makes me smile



    Haha. I hadn't! Made me smile too! How is you Kelly?
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