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Sperm donors offered free festival tickets

Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.

Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland?sperm reserves.

Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.

The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.

Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com

167 Comments

Sexist!!!:p

ha ha

How the dilly is this a Hot Deal?:?

so fellas you can shoot your load in a jar for a glastonbury ticket?? :whistling:then av a kid from ireland land on your doorstep in 16 years time, can't see this doing too well;-)

jerry;1707222

How the dilly is this a Hot Deal?:?



Lots of people on here are often found "donating sperm" one way or another so I can see the appeal! ;-)

I am knackered, I am applying for 6 tickets !
Difficult to type with my left hand.

jerry;1707222

How the dilly is this a Hot Deal?:?


if you'd ever tried donating you'd know why it's hot ;-)

Deal should've been called Punk for S_punk!!!:roll:

Oh the jokes running though my head:p But I must not be offensive :whistling:

Is it true you get to keep the 'glossy magazine', afterwards..?

diabeticguy;1707242

I am knackered, I am applying for 6 tickets ! Difficult to type with my … I am knackered, I am applying for 6 tickets ! Difficult to type with my left hand.



Well I’m ambidextrous can I still donate :-D

I am knackered, I am applying for 6 tickets !



I just fell off my chair!:w00t:

I believe that now sperm donors cannot remain anonymous and the child has a right to the donors information iirc.

muddyfox470;1707279

I believe that now sperm donors cannot remain anonymous and the child has … I believe that now sperm donors cannot remain anonymous and the child has a right to the donors information iirc.



Taken from the site:

Anonymity

Yes. Donors are given explicit assurance of anonymity. The donor identity cannot be revealed to the recipient couple or the child and the donor is not allowed to receive information about the identity of the recipient couple or the child. The donor has no paternal rights to a child born as a result of treatment to an anonymous couple using his sperm.

they could have squeezed my carpets out when I was a teenager and it would have kept them going for months :thumbsup:

they could have squeezed my carpets out when I was a teenager and it … they could have squeezed my carpets out when I was a teenager and it would have kept them going for months


EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Do we have to donate in advance or can I wait till I get there?

Shima

mosskeeto;1707329

they could have squeezed my carpets out when I was a teenager and it … they could have squeezed my carpets out when I was a teenager and it would have kept them going for months :thumbsup:



:w00t: thats disgusting

Oh I 'donated' last night, wish I'd waited until I knew about the offer.

But True........ :thinking:

alouise32;1707407

:w00t: thats disgusting



Yes but I would not have asked for tickets and Mum did 'stick' the hoover round now and again.../:-D

:pWhen I think of all those tickets I've let slip through my fingers......

So how often do guys 'donate' in a week? Maybe everyday? : )

Is one in the hand still worth two in the bush?

Im going to the big V !!

LOL. Voted Hawt.

You do know children of sperm donors now have the legal right to know who they are, (as pointed out by buddyfox470) which is why there has
been such a huge decline in donors. I read that there was (at the time I read the article) only ONE registered donor in Scotland at the time !!

Just thought people should know before the get too slap happy

stokie;1707512

Is one in the hand still worth two in the bush?



Thats with old money isn't it?

I'm with bupa, so it's hands free for me

Does it have to be human sperm :whistling: ?

My tadpoles are worth alot more. I'm training them to be olympians...swimmers

Im going to Cream fields with my sperm donation!!

Imagine a knock on your door 18 years from now:
"I'm your son!"
.......
"I only wanted to see Rihanna live!"

Taken from the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority website:

Can I still donate my eggs, sperm or embryos anonymously?
No, on 1 April 2005, the law changed so that anyone who registers to donate their eggs or sperm after this date must give identifying information. This information will be made available to a child born from the donation if he or she requests it after they turn 18.
hfea.gov.uk/en/…tml

this is for ireland not uk

I wonder if they'd notice mine aren't 'live' :whistling:

And to think I only wanted tickets to see Peter and The Test Tube Babies. :-D

the above says uk so i'm presuming the law is different in ireland?

I was going to look into this but couldnt give a toss.

diabeticguy;1707242

I am knackered, I am applying for 6 tickets ! Difficult to type with my … I am knackered, I am applying for 6 tickets ! Difficult to type with my left hand.



understand. you are right handed.....

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9453/ticketfz6.jpg

LOL voted Hot for making me laugh - Oh **** now my keyboards all sticky :oops:
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