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    STAY ALERT! They walk among us

    IDIOT SIGHTING #1

    My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
    the girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty
    pence piece She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know,
    but that way you can just give me a pound back.'
    She was puzzled and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my
    request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry
    but they could not do that kind of thing.' The girl then proceeded to give
    me back 80 pence in change!
    Do not confuse the staff at MacD's.

    IDIOT SIGHTING #2

    We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that
    one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough
    motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had
    the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his
    head and said, 'Madam, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
    larger than 1/4 and he said,'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'
    We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park ,Nr Watford
    UK


    IDIOT SIGHTING #3

    I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local
    town council office to request the removal of the "DEER CROSSING" sign on
    our road. She said the reason was : 'Too many deer are being hit by cars
    out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing
    anymore.'
    Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK

    IDIOT SIGHTING #4

    My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a taco. She asked
    the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry,
    but they only had iceberg lettuce.
    From South Oxhey Herts , UK...

    IDIOT SIGHTING #5

    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport
    employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
    your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how
    would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
    Happened Luton Airport ... UK

    IDIOT SIGHTING #6

    The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.
    I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.
    She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
    signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she
    responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
    She is a Local County Counciller employee in Harrow , Middlesex , UK

    IDIOT SIGHTING #7

    When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our
    car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
    service department
    and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side
    door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
    the door handle and
    discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the
    Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I have already
    done that side.'
    This was at Ford dealership in St Albans,Hertfordshire UK.


    IDIOT SIGHTING #8

    A coach party were out for the day, stopped of at a refreshment halt in
    Hertforshire and queued up for tea and coffee. One group asked for "Six
    decaffinated please".to which the girl replied: " Sorry, we only do
    coffee!" .

    Story from Luton Probus.


    STAY ALERT! They walk among us, and the scary part is that they have the
    RIGHT TO VOTE and to PRODUCE!

    12 Comments

    They have theRIGHT TO VOTE and to PRODUCE!


    The right to produce what?

    Haha, these are brilliant.

    Banned

    what you got against hertfordshire?

    I love this, and they are all local :lol:

    these sound very American to say they are all UK based "stoplight" ?

    however, very funny

    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport
    employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
    your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how
    would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
    Happened Luton Airport ... UK

    ^^^ :lol:

    arcsbite;7141008

    these sound very American to say they are all UK based "stoplight" … these sound very American to say they are all UK based "stoplight" ?however, very funny



    Funny you should say that
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    Marina;7141043

    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish … I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airportemployee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage withoutyour knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, howwould I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'Happened Luton Airport ... UK^^^ :lol:



    :w00t:

    My mate was staying at home when his Mum & family went on holiday, he left his keys indoors & they left to go.
    I went round & he had smashed the small piece of glass in his front door & was repairing it by screwing the front of a box of sugar puffs over gap!!
    There must have been about twenty screws & nails (this is a true story by the way).

    He was also in his garage once repairing a puncture, he was taking hours so I went & knocked & he was sat in the garage looking all confused.
    He said he'd been attempting to fix his puncture for about two hours & it just wouldn't stick, he'd left the back of the patch on lol.

    matt3454;7140977

    I've spotted another idiot! Copying emails and forums posts isn't exactly … I've spotted another idiot! Copying emails and forums posts isn't exactly original or clever!



    How does that make them an idiot - brightened my day up anyways :thumbsup:

    Haha these are all excellent! I must admit the Canadian ones would seem to "fit" more, but excellent all the same!

    bring back the death penalty lol
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