Stevie Gerrard Anthem!!

    Liverpudlian Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

    Is this our Stevie?
    Captain of LFC?
    Arrested in Southport
    Caught on CCTV.
    Open "The Sun"
    It's there on Page One, you'll see.
    I'm just a Scouser
    I need some help
    Because I'm Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
    Once a Blue, now a Red.
    Whatever the truth is, it doesn't really matter to me.

    [Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum]

    Rafa! It's Stevie here.
    I've just battered a DJ
    And they've taken him away.
    Rafa, we were four points clear
    But now I fear we'll throw it all away!
    Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
    Didn't mean to make you sigh
    If I'm not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my career is all in tatters....

    [Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum]

    Too late! It's Walton Jail.
    I don't think that I can cope
    I can't bend down for the soap.
    Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
    Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
    Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*t blows) I don't want to go to jail I sometimes wish I'd never joined Liverpoo-ool!

    [Piano, guitar and stuff]

    I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
    There's more dosh, there's more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me

    Calling Barry
    (It's Rick Parry)
    Calling Barry
    (It's Rick Parry)
    Calling Barry! He's Magnific-o-o-o-o

    I'm just a poor boy from a Scouse family He's just a poor boy from a Scouse family Spare him his job says Co-Coach Sammy Lee

    Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle

    Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?
    It's me, La!
    No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
    It's me, La!
    No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
    No no no no no no!
    Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
    A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!

    For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    [Big Guitar Riff]

    So you think you can say my career's in decline!
    So you think you can suggest my kids are not mine!
    Oh DJ! Can't do this to me DJ!
    Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!

    [More guitar and then the slow bit]

    My career is now in tatters
    Anyone can see
    Nothing really matters! Nothing really matters to me!

    1 Comment

    hahaha pure quality!
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