Strange Noises Next Door......?

IT's 22:23 and now theres a persistent knocking and rocking, tapping noise coming from next door?

Whatever could it be? DIY? Surely not at this time?

Any ideas - (There both like 50+ aswell... BY GUM)

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:whistling:

He's riding her.....clearly!

Lulu'sMammy;6911045

He's riding her.....clearly!



They are 50 + aswell

You are nasty :-D

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Lulu'sMammy;6911045

He's riding her.....clearly!



He's riding her, is that even naturally possible? I dont think he has any attatchments for her... or maybe they do.
:whistling:

(There both like 50+ aswell... BY GUM)

well it will be by gum at that age :w00t:

Original Poster

NOOOOOOOOO There's noises! They think no ones in cause the cars are with my Rents! NOOOOOO

Cover my little virginial naieve ears

Cobwebs are finally being cleared after all these years, dusty...

It'll be the pipes and radiators knocking. Either that or they are being intimate. Or both.

ah bless, dont they look happy

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00842/clou9_682x400_842712a.jpg

michelleleemoo;6911104

ah bless, dont they look happy



God, I'm scared now!

I swear you northerners are all so touchy about noises.

Come stay in East London for a bit. Someone gets murdered outside and you learn to not even hear it

Original Poster

Lmao - Theyve stopped now - like 20 mins .. was annoying trying to watch a film... STUPID TERRACE HOUSING

It doesn't fall off after 30 you know! :x

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;6911124

I swear you northerners are all so touchy about noises.Come stay in East … I swear you northerners are all so touchy about noises.Come stay in East London for a bit. Someone gets murdered outside and you learn to not even hear it



Were all country sider's - Love it.

Bigpoppaad;6911138

Were all country sider's - Love it.



sorry I'm deaf.. what did you say? :giggle:

cannyscot;6911134

It doesn't fall off after 30 you know! :x



well said :thumbsup:

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cannyscot;6911134

It doesn't fall off after 30 you know! :x



Never said it did - Same theory about intimate noises would apply if it was Girls aloud getting it Jiggy Next door.

Except id probably go around to complain for them

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ClarityofMind;6911145

sorry I'm deaf.. what did you say? :giggle:



I SAID WERE ALL COUNTRY SIDERS AND WE LOVE AN IKKUL BIT OF SILENCE :-D

Bigpoppaad;6911158

Never said it did - Same theory about intimate noises would apply if it … Never said it did - Same theory about intimate noises would apply if it was Girls aloud getting it Jiggy Next door. Except id probably go around to complain for them



and hang around for tea? ;-)

Bigpoppaad;6911130

Lmao - Theyve stopped now - like 20 mins .. was annoying trying to watch … Lmao - Theyve stopped now - like 20 mins .. was annoying trying to watch a film... STUPID TERRACE HOUSING



wow, a whole 20 minutes :w00t:

michelleleemoo;6911186

wow, a whole 20 minutes :w00t:



Pure tantric! :roll:

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ClarityofMind;6911170

and hang around for tea? ;-)



Id hang around for tea, breakfast, dinner and maybe even supper

Bigpoppaad;6911165

I SAID WERE ALL COUNTRY SIDERS AND WE LOVE AN IKKUL BIT OF SILENCE :-D



Whew. Don't shout I'm not deaf you know.... :w00t:;-)

michelleleemoo;6911186

wow, a whole 20 minutes :w00t:



Definitely the heating then.

chesso;6911221

Definitely the heating then.



hahahahaa :-D

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There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about where we park all the time.

Maybe theyll be nice and liberated as of tomorrow?

Bigpoppaad;6911266

There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about … There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about where we park all the time. Maybe theyll be nice and liberated as of tomorrow?



Where do you park? :whistling:
Oh that's not a euphemism is it? :w00t:

and on that note im off to lag my pipes so they dont knock through the night

http://dl6.glitter-graphics.net/pub/1591/1591816vus4p3mxpf.gif

Bigpoppaad;6911266

There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about … There horrible neighbours aswell - All nasty and bitter and moan about where we park all the time. Maybe theyll be nice and liberated as of tomorrow?



She may SKIP out of the house-- as light as a feather!

And he'll follow her, humming contently to himself....


















Either that or it could still be the pipes

michelleleemoo;6911288

and on that note im off to lag my pipes so they dont knock through the … and on that note im off to lag my pipes so they dont knock through the night


Night XX
Don't adjust your thermostat.:-D

Original Poster

Maybe I would get sleep tonight if i could pursuade myself for it to be the pipes...

Do pipes say "Stick it in their, Harder, Harder *moan* *moan* *moan* ....... *silence*.........*roar*"

Bigpoppaad;6911317

Maybe I would get sleep tonight if i could pursuade myself for it to be … Maybe I would get sleep tonight if i could pursuade myself for it to be the pipes...Do pipes say "Stick it in their, Harder, Harder *moan* *moan* *moan* ....... *silence*.........*roar*"



wow, he's quite the plumber then :whistling:;-)

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ClarityofMind;6911399

wow, he's quite the plumber then :whistling:;-)


:w00t: Hopefully - Lets pray he doesn't have to clean his pipes for another lifetime? Please?

Bigpoppaad;6911425

:w00t: Hopefully - Lets pray he doesn't have to clean his pipes for … :w00t: Hopefully - Lets pray he doesn't have to clean his pipes for another lifetime? Please?



and that his wife doesnt come home early and find out when he does it :lol:

Old folk poke. UUURRRGGGHHH

Original Poster

Night Im off - Be on tomorrow

Bigpoppaad;6911554

Night Im off - Be on tomorrow



g'nite xx
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