Strange woman on my sofa

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Posted 18th Mar
Last night....No sport on tv, internet down, bored. I found this strange woman sat on the end of my sofa. Apparently she is my wife.

She's quite nice actually...
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In 9 months...
Congratulations on the birth of your new child
Oh, that's very pleasant, don't talk to her more than you would normally. Otherwise, these chit-chats soon develop from dulcet tones to wolf howls.
Funny you should mention that, as I found a Uhura impressionist on my laptop yesterday morning. Keeps making and receiving calls on her headset, and demanding cups of tea.

She's here for months, apparently. Buy I lose half of the house if I kick her out???!

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Edited by: "terriclarkfan" 18th Mar
Derek_Fortescue_Shatwell18/03/2020 17:44

In 9 months...Congratulations on the birth of your new child


I bet that's gonna happen to a lot of people. Too much time on their hand
nadhaw18/03/2020 18:13

I bet that's gonna happen to a lot of people. Too much time on their hand



Exactly what my parents were saying to me earlier. Expect a baby boom in 9 months.
No-one seems to be stocking up on condoms from what I've seen in the supermarkets, and even the alcohol section, which would helps things along, seems unscathed.
xenole18/03/2020 18:19

No-one seems to be stocking up on condoms from what I've seen in the …No-one seems to be stocking up on condoms from what I've seen in the supermarkets........


Hold my beer.
lol
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