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    Strangest wrong number conversation?

    Just wondering what everbody's strangest wrong number conversation is. My phone rang at 9:00 this morning;

    Me - "hello"
    Them - "hi, just wondering if you sold clarinet mouthpieces?"
    Me - "erm, i think you've got the wrong number"
    Them - "are you sure....."
    Me - "this is a house number"
    Them - "are you sure...."
    Click

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    lol. Very weird :roll:

    christmas eve a couple of years ago at work in a pharmacy. Not quite a wrong number but a strange conversation!

    Me: Hello
    Them: Hi, are you open?
    Me: yes
    Them: Are you sure, the paper says closed.
    Me: Yes im here answering the phone to you, we are deffinately open
    Them: Can u pop your head around the corner and see what time Wilkos opens?
    Me: No. Hangs up!

    The cheek of some people!

    Them: Hello
    Me: Hello
    Them: Do you want to buy a surfboard?
    Me: Erm no
    Them: Ok then no worries

    Them: Hello
    me:give me back ma tree fiddy!

    ----end----

    why did you say that?

    Banned

    Them: Hello

    Me: Goodbye

    :-D

    The oddest one, not sure whether it was a wrong number to this day or not, but the day after we laid my gran to rest my phone rang and I answered it:

    Me: Hello
    Caller: Hello its Gran
    Me: (still upset due to my grans death) Youve got the wrong bloody number. (and hung up)


    Afterwards I thought thats just some little old lady who's dialled the wrong number and I've just given the old dear an ear bashing, so I decide to dial 1471>3 to call her back and apologise for the way I spoke, and thats where it got weird.

    "Sorry the number you have dialled has not been recognised please hang up and try again"


    WTF??? How can it not be recognised when the 1471 service dialled it for me?
    I still wonder who it was!

    i got this telephone call yesterday

    them; hello are you the keeper ?
    me; the keeper of what ?
    them ; (shouting ) are you the keeper?
    me; the keeper of what
    them : yes
    me;sorry i think you have the wrong number
    them ;or...so are you the keeper of the jack Russel?
    me; yes i am
    them ; could i come and look at him i`d like to buy him
    me; look im sorry i think you have gotten the wrong number
    them ;no because you said you were the keeper
    me;well i am the keeper of a jack russel i have been for 17 years before he died last year he is indeed upstairs now next to my bed ( his ashes) and with that i put the telephone down

    5 minutes later the telephone goes again the same person speaks
    them ; ermmm sorry if i upset you i was looking through the paper and dialled a number for a jack Russel i now know that it wasn't you who was selling one

    lol some people !!!!!!!!!

    Banned

    What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre?

    A who-rang-utang!

    black gerbil1;3011119

    Them: Hellome:give me back ma tree fiddy!----end----



    I aint give in you tree fiddy!!

    Banned

    [SIZE="3"]A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

    On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

    The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!

    Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

    "No," replied the trainee.

    "It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

    The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

    "No." replied the CEO indignantly.

    "Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.[/SIZE][/SIZE]

    Banned

    [SIZE="2"]A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

    On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

    The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!

    Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

    "No," replied the trainee.

    "It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

    The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"

    "No." replied the CEO indignantly.

    "Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.[/SIZE]

    i never answer my mobile for this reason.. yet i get lots of numbers calling, but i darednt answer! :giggle: wuss

    harlzter;3011150

    The oddest one, not sure whether it was a wrong number to this day or … The oddest one, not sure whether it was a wrong number to this day or not, but the day after we laid my gran to rest my phone rang and I answered it:Me: HelloCaller: Hello its GranMe: (still upset due to my grans death) Youve got the wrong bloody number. (and hung up)Afterwards I thought thats just some little old lady who's dialled the wrong number and I've just given the old dear an ear bashing, so I decide to dial 1471>3 to call her back and apologise for the way I spoke, and thats where it got weird."Sorry the number you have dialled has not been recognised please hang up and try again"WTF??? How can it not be recognised when the 1471 service dialled it for me?I still wonder who it was!




    have had a similar one :thinking:

    harlzter;3011150

    The oddest one, not sure whether it was a wrong number to this day or … The oddest one, not sure whether it was a wrong number to this day or not, but the day after we laid my gran to rest my phone rang and I answered it:Me: HelloCaller: Hello its GranMe: (still upset due to my grans death) Youve got the wrong bloody number. (and hung up)Afterwards I thought thats just some little old lady who's dialled the wrong number and I've just given the old dear an ear bashing, so I decide to dial 1471>3 to call her back and apologise for the way I spoke, and thats where it got weird."Sorry the number you have dialled has not been recognised please hang up and try again"WTF??? How can it not be recognised when the 1471 service dialled it for me?I still wonder who it was!




    Maybe they were witheld?

    Shekz0r;3011571

    Maybe they were witheld?


    No when I dialled 1471 it went through the usual spiel of you where called today at xx.xx time by caller 01246*******, press to return the call and gave the number?

    Banned

    harlzter;3011617

    No when I dialled 1471 it went through the usual spiel of you where … No when I dialled 1471 it went through the usual spiel of you where called today at xx.xx time by caller 01246*******, press to return the call and gave the number?



    Did it give the number?

    Very strange. Perhaps your phone got a cold.

    MissRoo;3011304

    i never answer my mobile for this reason.. yet i get lots of numbers … i never answer my mobile for this reason.. yet i get lots of numbers calling, but i darednt answer! :giggle: wuss




    ya nearly answered when i rang yesterday......... i was watching :geek:

    owlass;3011972

    ya nearly answered when i rang yesterday......... i was watching :geek:



    told you not to ring when bf's around :roll:

    Banned

    MissRoo;3011976

    told you not to ring when bf's around :roll:



    That's what i tell my stalkers :roll:

    DLM;3012057

    That's what i tell my stalkers :roll:


    LIAR!! youve never told me that at all:whistling:

    Banned

    harlzter;3012169

    LIAR!! youve never told me that at all:whistling:



    Your not my stalker, are you? :w00t:

    MissRoo;3011976

    told you not to ring when bf's around :roll:





    standing next to a poster of Brad, doesn't make him ya boyfriend

    MANJ_007;3011092

    christmas eve a couple of years ago at work in a pharmacy. Not quite a … christmas eve a couple of years ago at work in a pharmacy. Not quite a wrong number but a strange conversation!Me: HelloThem: Hi, are you open?Me: yesThem: Are you sure, the paper says closed.Me: Yes im here answering the phone to you, we are deffinately openThem: Can u pop your head around the corner and see what time Wilkos opens?Me: No. Hangs up!The cheek of some people!



    pmsl!!
    do you work in a chemist?

    Me: Hello?
    Them: Heavy breathing
    Hang up

    DLM;3012306

    Your not my stalker, are you? :w00t:



    Oh fluft Ive given myself away havent I?

    Banned

    harlzter;3012363

    Oh fluft Ive given myself away havent I?



    Again! ;-)

    owlass;3012341

    standing next to a poster of Brad, doesn't make him ya boyfriend



    take another look thru those binoculars, its johnny

    I had a whole conversation with a 'wrong number' once. I was actually waiting for a call from my cousin who lives abroad, to figure out her dads surprise birthday party plans (I was doing the organise on her behalf). So the phone goes, I assumed it was her (it really did sound exactly like her) and we chatted for about ten minutes about the party, sorted the date and everything. Only ten minutes later when she said 'Are we going to invite (insert name I cant remember), or leave her off the list because she's never good at parties' did I figure out it was actually a wrong number. Since I don't know anyone by that name.

    Turns out she was calling her cousin to sort out her sons birthday party and he had the same name as my cousins dad. How bizarre is that.

    nacider;3012349

    pmsl!! do you work in a chemist?



    Yup :thumbsup:

    MANJ_007;3012495

    Yup :thumbsup:



    what chemist? what do you do in the chemist?

    nacider;3014939

    what chemist? what do you do in the chemist?


    Sells drugs;-)

    I had an irate dad call me because his son had been conned on Ebay, god knows how they got my number but I had never ever sold anything on Ebay at the time and nobody in our household had either so someone must have given a wrong number on Ebay (ours) - It took me a while to calm down the dad and for him to believe that I had nothing to do with any of it but I did sympathise with him as his son was in the background crying because he had been conned, was most bizarre and was on the phone about 10 minutes.

    MissRoo;3012372

    take another look thru those binoculars, its johnny





    looks ya type :-D

    http://www.styleofeye.com/images/johnny-depp-edward-scissorhands.jpg
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