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    Such a silly bint!

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    So I get a phone call today from the missus in Sainsbury at about 1215 pm to tell me I need to come to the shop to pay for the goods in her trolley. 15 minutes prior, she was speaking to me asking for some advise on an ipod docking thingy she was looking at. At the same time, her bag, which was open and unwatched in the trolley, was targeted and her purse was removed.

    Luckily, there wasn't much cash (Only about £120), but all her CC and Bank Cards were in it. I cancelled those before going to the shop. In the meantime, the shop reviewed the CCTV footage and they could see the guy who did it, but the quality was a bit naff. (Thats not meant as info for any shoplifters!!!)

    The police were supposed to be contacting her and the shop "within 10 minutes". Needless to say, that never happened.

    The missus has now also realised he driving license was also in the purse. (Luckyily for her, she was speaking to me at the time, else her iPhone would also no doubt be missing.

    Just renewed the license online. (She had one of the old paper type, but they use passport photo's - so didnt need anything more!) (Surprisingly, they took my card for payment, even though there was no place to insert my name anywhere!)

    Thing is...... she'll never learn. Never closes anything - even lids on jars etc.

    What's the best way to train so it doesn't happen again? She's feeling sorry for herself ATM (as is my wallet!) - but it'll soon be forgotten.

    There must be something to ensure basic common sense occurs? Especially as Spurs were about to kick off... more consideration is definitely needed.


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    Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.

    Its the only way they'll learn son.

    bin her - she's a liability.

    could lose something of yours next.

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    vibeone;7355755

    Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.Its … Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.Its the only way they'll learn son.



    Beatings? Must be a Northern thing?

    scrumpypaul;7355757

    bin her - she's a liability.could lose something of yours next.



    You maaad? You think I'd let her lose with my stuff knowing what she's like?

    vibeone;7355755

    Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.Its … Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.Its the only way they'll learn son.



    scrumpypaul;7355757

    bin her - she's a liability.could lose something of yours next.



    I think these comments are a little harsh:x

    All that is needed is a good rogering to be administered on a regular basis:whistling:

    vibeone;7355755

    Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.Its … Just keep up the beatings, and increase them if you feel its needed.Its the only way they'll learn son.



    ^ lol

    women faff around so much with bags i dont think they will ever learn, i see so many do it at an atm pull out there bag root around leave bag on the side while they go thru purse, and i just think how easy it would be to rob them (lol psycho burglar mentality :p)

    so unfortunately cannot give advice lol unless a zip up bag? lol

    don't let her go shopping again!Seriously though,if she had a good value of money she wouldn't have been so careless.

    you keep hold of all her items and make a stock list. that way she has to sign in and out anything she wants from you. simples

    Give the girl a break, hell shopping on a bank holiday Monday.... Bound to end in disaster.!!!:thumbsup:

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    guv;7355769

    Beatings? Must be a Northern thing?



    yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.

    Works great up here!

    next time shes in shops make sure she picks this up for ya

    http://www.strategicagency.com/images/logoa/STELLA.gif

    vibeone;7355793

    yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something … yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.Works great up here!



    bet all the women reading that are getting wet right now!

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    numptyj;7355811

    next time shes in shops make sure she picks this up for ya



    If you are a bit of a wuss, ^^ this will help you.

    vibeone;7355793

    yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something … yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.Works great up here!



    :?

    vibeone;7355793

    yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something … yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.Works great up here!



    I had to double take on the username there.You sound like BG1!

    bless her...she must be so upset :-(

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    renown;7355775

    I think these comments are a little harsh:xAll that is needed is a good … I think these comments are a little harsh:xAll that is needed is a good rogering to be administered on a regular basis:whistling:



    Hmmmm. She did just ask if she could pay back her debt in kind. (I laughed out very very loud!)

    numptyj;7355784

    ^ lolwomen faff around so much with bags i dont think they will ever … ^ lolwomen faff around so much with bags i dont think they will ever learn, i see so many do it at an atm pull out there bag root around leave bag on the side while they go thru purse, and i just think how easy it would be to rob them (lol psycho burglar mentality :p) so unfortunately cannot give advice lol unless a zip up bag? lol



    That's the thing. She was on the phone to the police. I was standing talking to the manager of Sainsbury. Her bag was still in the trolley - wide open - and she was facing away from the trolley. WTF!!! So when she gets off the phone, I gave her a rocket for leaving it open even after what'd happened, so she closes it and slings it over her shoulder, on her back and out of sight. She might just as well have stuck a sign on it saying "steal me".

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    guv;7355838

    Hmmmm. She did just ask if she could pay back her debt in kind. (I … Hmmmm. She did just ask if she could pay back her debt in kind. (I laughed out very very loud!)That's the thing. She was on the phone to the police. I was standing talking to the manager of Sainsbury. Her back was still in the trolley - wide open! WTF!!! So when she gets off the phone, I gave her a rocket for leaving it open even after what'd happened, so she closes it and slings it over her shoulder, on her back and out of sight. She might just as well have stuck a sign on it saying "steal me".



    Shes embarrassed you there with her stupidity as well - thats even worse.

    Cool if a quicky sorts you guys out for any errors us girls may make I am going shopliffting tomorrow.

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    LoozR;7355785

    don't let her go shopping again!Seriously though,if she had a good value … don't let her go shopping again!Seriously though,if she had a good value of money she wouldn't have been so careless.



    So who's going to get my groceries?

    Ace Hayward;7355786

    you keep hold of all her items and make a stock list. that way she has to … you keep hold of all her items and make a stock list. that way she has to sign in and out anything she wants from you. simples



    I like this...... alot.

    Ginner;7355790

    Give the girl a break, hell shopping on a bank holiday Monday.... Bound … Give the girl a break, hell shopping on a bank holiday Monday.... Bound to end in disaster.!!!:thumbsup:



    So its my fault now is it?

    vibeone;7355793

    yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something … yeah brah - beatings. It's the future. Basically if she does something wrong or stupid, beatings. Obviously a sliding scale - more severe punishment if its something serious, or just a slap if shes just being a bit daft.



    Hmmm..... I'm glad I live down sarf.

    numptyj;7355811

    next time shes in shops make sure she picks this up for ya



    That's not wife Beater. Hurlimans is.

    Well it's a lesson learned, It may make her more aware & may stop her from leaving her bag open in future.

    My Mother used to leave her handbag open all the time whist out with money showing, one time whilst we was shopping I managed to take all her cash credit cards purse phone etc without her even realizing (was a joke by the way & I returned all her items) & this was whilst the bag was beside her, It made her more aware what she was doing & from then on she has always done her handbag up

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    vibeone;7355853

    Shes embarrassed you there with her stupidity as well - thats even worse.



    Not really. I told the manager to look at the trolley, before letting rip when she got off the phone.

    LoozR;7355831

    I had to double take on the username there.You sound like BG1!



    Do you think he has sole rights on stupidity or something?

    magicbeans;7355833

    bless her...she must be so upset :-(



    Bless her? I bloody missed our first goal!

    snowflake;7355897

    She needs to live in London for a while...or visit there to wake up to … She needs to live in London for a while...or visit there to wake up to it.. Women generally trust until given reason not to..I know that living in London made me very very aware as a teenager to keep all my belongings safe and to a minimum if on my person..Sorry to hear she had this happen to her though, it's not nice and hopefully this, unfortunate as it is, will be enough to ensure it doesn't happen again ;-)



    Thats why this thread is here...... it wont ensure anything! Any warning is in one ear and out the other.

    livingthelife07;7355919

    Well it's a lesson learned, It may make her more aware & may stop her … Well it's a lesson learned, It may make her more aware & may stop her from leaving her bag open in future.My Mother used to leave her handbag open all the time whist out with money showing, one time whilst we was shopping I managed to take all her cash credit cards purse phone etc without her even realizing (was a joke by the way & I returned all her items) & this was whilst the bag was beside her, It made her more aware what she was doing & from then on she has always done her handbag up



    its a good way of teaching.
    when i worked on the doors i used to pick up everything left on the side. knowing who's it was and waited for them to realise. 1 guy didnt even realise he didnt have his phone for the whole night and went to leave without it. bloody idiots

    Did she get the ipod docking thingy and was it for you or her?

    [QUOTE=guv;7355907]So who's going to get my groceries?/QUOTE]

    Order your groceries on line

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    fern37;7355985

    Did she get the ipod docking thingy and was it for you or her?



    Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for it.

    J.Dance;7355991

    Order your groceries offline



    Offline?

    How does that work?

    guv;7355992

    Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for … Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for it.Offline?How does that work?



    You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the supermarket and deliver the list much easier then online going to be big in 2010

    guv;7355992

    What's the best way to train so it doesn't happen again?



    Divorce.

    :-D

    Edit : also take her to small claims court and recoup the monies lost. You already have the CCTV footage of her incompetence and causing you severe financial loss and inconvenience. Jus thot I would add that in as a bonus suggestion ;-)

    J.Dance;7356013

    You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the … You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the supermarket and deliver the list much easier then online going to be big in 2010



    owl?! thats so 1700's. we're onto pigeons now!

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    J.Dance;7356013

    You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the … You put pen to paper write what you need and get your Owl to fly to the supermarket and deliver the list much easier then online going to be big in 2010



    LOL..... I'll get on it.

    Does it have to be an Owl, or could I train the bunny as a substitute?

    guv;7355992

    Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for … Yes, it was in the trolley when I arrived. And yes, I ended up paying for it.



    So this was for her and you paid for it?? Gotta admire the woman for her cunning in getting an additional xmas present!! lol

    If it was for you then still got to admire her cunning for getting you to pay for your own present....jeez....well done to the missus!! lol

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    fern37;7356035

    So this was for her and you paid for it?? Gotta admire the woman for her … So this was for her and you paid for it?? Gotta admire the woman for her cunning in getting an additional xmas present!! lol If it was for you then still got to admire her cunning for getting you to pay for your own present....jeez....well done to the missus!! lol



    Yes, it was a cunning stunt!

    guv;7356029

    LOL..... I'll get on it.Does it have to be an Owl, or could I train the … LOL..... I'll get on it.Does it have to be an Owl, or could I train the bunny as a substitute?



    Depends is there any roads to cross?


    Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction for £3.50 I can't afford that

    J.Dance;7356055

    Depends is there any roads to cross? Ace pigeons too expensive in the … Depends is there any roads to cross? Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction for £3.50 I can't afford that



    well thats where you're going wrong my friend. goto london with a large fishing net. catch as many as you want for free. lock them up, gain their trust. mate with them and have their children. then you can train the offspring to become an army worthy of flash gordan himself!

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    J.Dance;7356055

    Depends is there any roads to cross?



    Depends where she was sent to get my groceries! Thurrock can be a pain - especially crossing the QE2 bridge!


    Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction … Ace pigeons too expensive in the country saw one go recently at auction for £3.50 I can't afford that



    Tree Fiddy?

    Money's but a peanut. LOL Wut? (Did u sea wat I did der?)

    My boyfriend always calls me paranoid because I won't leave my bag in the trolley when we are shopping, a) because I generally don't trust people I don't know and b) because he often sods off down the aisle leaving the trolley behind.

    Maybe your girlfriend will learn a lesson from this? Still, very nice of you to pay for her shopping!

    guv;7356048

    Yes, it was a cunning stunt!



    Is she doing any workshops on more cunning ways to get one over on the hubby/boyfriend!! :whistling:

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    kimbyanne;7356080

    My boyfriend always calls me paranoid because I won't leave my bag in the … My boyfriend always calls me paranoid because I won't leave my bag in the trolley when we are shopping, a) because I generally don't trust people I don't know and b) because he often sods off down the aisle leaving the trolley behind. Maybe your girlfriend will learn a lesson from this? Still, very nice of you to pay for her shopping!



    i paid for it, 'cos I wanted something to eat. It was but a loan.

    LoozR;7355831

    I had to double take on the username there.You sound like BG1!



    Some people believe its the same person!
    :-D

    You mate with pigeons you London lot have some strange customs


    Money may be a peanut but it doesn't grow on trees
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