Sunday morning ding-a-dong

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Found 28th Jan 2009
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along

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PMSL!!! in a grossed out kinda way lol x


PMSL!!! in a grossed out kinda way lol x

+1 :w00t:

Now, when I first heard that one - at least 45 years ago - the punchline was, "He'd still be alive if that ruddy fire engine hadn't gone past."

But I suppose it has been many, many years since anyone heard a fire engine's bell! :-D

very very good LOL
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