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sweet joke

SuperEd 3 replies
Found 28th Oct 2009
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Original Poster SuperEd

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, infront of the Fishermans Friend pub. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said in a quiet Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. They checked into a hotel, he touched her Creame Eggs and then he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Milky Way, He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight. Sadly, three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!
:thumbsup:

ace lol
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