Found 19th Jul 2009
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?



At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.




At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.






At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.






At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.







At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.





At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.







At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!







At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???










According to the U.S. Census Bureau:


190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and


1 poor soul is reading emails.


You hang in there sunshine!!

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16 Comments

looool

Banned

im a sad soul im in all alone on hukd's lol

lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a long story x

Tinkytayls;5795120

lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a … lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a long story x



how long does it take to get to SE london from dundee :whistling::whistling:

lol...I laughed...been 4 weeks and counting :x how do the old uns do it:?!!!!! (or rather not do it:whistling:)

toni15500;5795108

im a sad soul im in all alone on hukd's lol



Me too :-(

micoo;5795129

how long does it take to get to SE london from dundee … how long does it take to get to SE london from dundee :whistling::whistling:



Taxi :lol:

Banned

LOL i dont have problems in the bedroom lol i cant get enough grrrrr

Tinkytayls;5795120

lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a … lol i am 22 and i cant remember the last time i had sex...... now thats a long story x


lol

How long does it take to get to SE london FROM SE London

toni15500;5795333

LOL i dont have problems in the bedroom lol i cant get enough grrrrr



wish I could say the same been 2 years and 2 weeks since ive had any action in that department:whistling:

dandoc2;5795338

lolHow long does it take to get to SE london FROM SE London



+1

*roosterpots*;5798270

wish I could say the same been 2 years and 2 weeks since ive had any … wish I could say the same been 2 years and 2 weeks since ive had any action in that department:whistling:



2 years :w00t: I think I'd spontaneously combust!

you from se london?

Tinkytayls;5798490

you from se london?



yeah!

widstyle;5799890

yeah!



dude she was talking to me :w00t:

dandoc2;5795338

lolHow long does it take to get to SE london FROM SE London



:lol: lol +1
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