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    A man is driving around the back roads of Somerset and he sees a sign in front of a broken down old country house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back garden. The man goes into the back garden and sees a nice looking Labrador sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.

    'Yep,' the Labrador replies.

    After the man recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

    The Labrador looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Bristol airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

    'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

    The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    'Ten Quid,' the owner says.

    'Ten Quid? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s***.

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    good one

    Excellent

    Stuck in the office on my own, typing up a pile of stuff on a Friday afternoon - just what I needed. I LOL'd
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