Talking to a spider, should I be worried about mental stability?

70 replies
Found 3rd Jun 2009
conversation went...

me - oh yeah, and where do you think you're going?

spider - no answer!

me - no you dont, stay there.

spider - no answer! (swear I got a funny look though)

me - I mean it, dont move, Im going to get a shoe!

spider - nothing!

me - *splat* that'll teach you!

I'm sad now, I've got no-one to talk to now :-(

phatboy is not a nice boy!

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I still love ya mentalmoo x

im going to call the rspca after ive called the samaritans for u

I used to be a werewolf.............


















but I'm alright NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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intenso100;5393406

im going to call the spider funeral parlour after ive called the … im going to call the spider funeral parlour after ive called the samaritans for u



:oops:

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mbgringo;5393403

I still love ya mentalmoo x



Oi thats my sunday name

You spend too much time talking to 'virtual' friends - you've started talking to anything that moves!!!!

Oh dear!
R.I.P spidey

Banned

i feel sorry for the spider

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KazzyD;5393421

You spend too much time talking to 'virtual' friends - you've started … You spend too much time talking to 'virtual' friends - you've started talking to anything that moves!!!!



good job it's just talking tho! :-D

When the spiders start talking back..........................



You need to worry:thumbsup:

Banned

KazzyD;5393421

You spend too much time talking to 'virtual' friends - you've started … You spend too much time talking to 'virtual' friends - you've started talking to anything that moves!!!!



killing anything that mooves more like......watch out flies will be next

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casparwhite;5393428

i feel sorry for the spider



I did a very bad thing I know :cry::cry:

michelleleemoo;5393431

good job it's just talking tho! :-D



I think the spider may suffocate if you tried to do that with it... :?

It might not have been talking to ya but I bet it was looking at you in a menicing maner!

Serously the spiders round here should be served ASBOS for the 'tude they give me!!

casparwhite;5393437

killing anything that mooves more like......watch out flies will be next



Remind me not to sneak up on michelleleemoo :w00t:

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jtx;5393434

When the spiders start talking back..........................You need to … When the spiders start talking back..........................You need to worry:thumbsup:



PHEW! lucky it was only looking at me funny, think it was being hard :-D

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grex9101;5393444

I think the spider may suffocate if you tried to do that with it... :?



uuurgh

I am not thinking about it
I am not thinking about it
I am not thinking about it!

I hate those spiders that are so large that when you stick a glass over them, their legs still stick out from under it!!!!

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so splat or shift?

michelleleemoo;5393459

PHEW! lucky it was only looking at me funny, think it was being hard :-D



No, seriously. The one that lives in my bathroom talks to me all the time, some of the things she tells me are really worrying.

michelleleemoo;5393459

PHEW! lucky it was only looking at me funny, think it was being hard :-D



Poor spider:cry:

Perhaps it was deaf?

I dont like those spiders you can hear before you see them:cry:

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starsparkle2311;5393473

I'm more concerned that you feel the need to post the convo on an … I'm more concerned that you feel the need to post the convo on an internet forum such as HUKD!!!



sorry, I thought this was therapy

KazzyD;5393472

I hate those spiders that are so large that when you stick a glass over … I hate those spiders that are so large that when you stick a glass over them, their legs still stick out from under it!!!!



Don't put glasses on them then! simples :-D

starsparkle2311;5393473

I'm more concerned that you feel the need to post the convo on an … I'm more concerned that you feel the need to post the convo on an internet forum such as HUKD!!!



Let's not cast up SS, eh? :-D

michelleleemoo;5393465

uuurghI am not thinking about itI am not thinking about itI am not … uuurghI am not thinking about itI am not thinking about itI am not thinking about it!



There's a word for it..........





weird! :-D

jtx;5393481

No, seriously. The one that lives in my bathroom talks to me all the … No, seriously. The one that lives in my bathroom talks to me all the time, some of the things she tells me are really worrying.



Spiders legs...

Bathroom...


There's a joke in there somewhere :-D

YOU TALK TO ME AND I THINK IM A DAFT DINO:roll:

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jtx;5393481

No, seriously. The one that lives in my bathroom talks to me all the … No, seriously. The one that lives in my bathroom talks to me all the time, some of the things she tells me are really worrying.



How do you know its a she?
Coz its always in the bathroom? :w00t:

raptorcigs;5393511

YOU TALK TO ME AND I THINK IM A DAFT DINO:roll:



not me

rappy rules!!! :-D

Banned

Why did the Spider NOT talk to you ????????????:prop:

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raptorcigs;5393511

YOU TALK TO ME AND I THINK IM A DAFT DINO:roll:



I should have had rappy thoughts and roared it away, RAAAAR

jjcaho;5393528

Why did the Spider NOT talk to you ????????????:prop:


GOT ANY SHOE POLISH?

starsparkle2311;5393473

I'm more concerned that you feel the need to post the convo on an … I'm more concerned that you feel the need to post the convo on an internet forum such as HUKD!!!



me too !!!

poor spider.

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jjcaho;5393528

Why did the Spider NOT talk to you ????????????:prop:



I dunno, maybe it was a teenager, they do that! well mine does :?

pmsl, anyone else here want what Mrsmoo's been drinking tonight:-D

clondikemike;5393560

pmsl, anyone else here want what Mrsmoo's been drinking tonight:-D



or smoking

Did someone use my name in Vain?

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clondikemike;5393560

pmsl, anyone else here want what Mrsmoo's been drinking tonight:-D



Oi :w00t: not enough to be a MRS! :p:p:-D

michelleleemoo;5393550

I dunno, maybe it was a teenager, they do that! well mine does :?



lmao..... class reply :thumbsup:

I sometimes have very deep and meaningful conversations with my socks.

:? :-D

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splatsplatsplat;5393573

Did someone use my name in Vain?



ooooh, that'd be like candyman! [SIZE="1"]I did only do it once[/SIZE] :oops:
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