talking with my daughters about using the loo outside the home !!!

Found 17th Apr 2008
They were all in fits of laughter coz i happened to mention that I crouch if a use a toilet that doesnt look that clean ! so do u crouch or do u sit ???????

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there are some things that you should really keep to yourself

I always crouch,and as for my daughter I hold her over the toilet cos she still light enough for me to do it.
I bet she sits at school though,hence we all having Vermox other week.

Even If I've had a good drink I always crouch too,always remember to,however one time I was crouching and my handbag which had long strap was swing and I remember I peed on it when I was about 15 or 16.

sort of hover over it !

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donnydude;1914687

there are some things that you should really keep to yourself



yes like ur opinion !!!

Hover definately and hold my breath so I don't catch germs.
I normally hold out till I get home cos using someone elses loo is to stressful for me - I have OCD!

Believe me when I say that having attended many a festival and travelled in the Far East, most of our public toilets are havens of hygeine!:-D

I crouch always even when drunk. xx

Stand and aim:-D

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yes must admit the cubicles are getting bigger these days - lol

sit, crouch or arrange toilet paperand sit depending upon cleanliness.

I cant hover i just cant, the wee runs down the back of my leg!! I cover the seat in toilet roll, and one time a piece of bog roll was hanging out the top of my jeans afterwards pmsl!

Oh god I just sit!!! I can't believe there are so many hoverers!! Obviously I mop any drips first.

Hover every time using a public toilet

You hoverers, what are you like?????? Do you really think the germs jump up your arris:p

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last time i went on the drinkies, i head butted the toilet door, trying to hover when sozzled aint the wisest thing to do :-(

Are there no ladies in this place! ..... :shock:

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owlass;1915400

Are there no ladies in this place! ..... :shock:



define a lady and i may be able to answer

I cant believe im going to join it the conversation of this thread but oh well.
I personally think some public toilets are disgusting especially the metal seat ones with those 2 bits of wood around that never join in the middle so i generally only go if i am extremely desparate, however with having young kids they have to use them from time to time and we have a rule,after i have wiped the seat, never touch the seat with their hands, so they have to balance.

Whats that fact about bog seats...summat like its worse to lick your fingers than lick a bog seat?

If i really cant wait till i get home then i most definately hover! No matter whether it looks clean or not! I just cant bear the thought of sitting on something that hundreds of people have probably "dribbled" on!! http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sSic_toilet.gif

kungfu;1915423

Whats that fact about bog seats...summat like its worse to lick your … Whats that fact about bog seats...summat like its worse to lick your fingers than lick a bog seat?



Are you having a laugh!!? I'd rather lick my OH's feet than do that!!
By the way i HATE feet!!

nah its true apparantly, more germs on ya hands than a bog seat

lol, just put tissues on the sides like I do.

KELLY 'N' STEVE;1915477

If i really cant wait till i get home then i most definately hover! No … If i really cant wait till i get home then i most definately hover! No matter whether it looks clean or not! I just cant bear the thought of sitting on something that hundreds of people have probably "dribbled" on!!


Me neither, in fact we were in a public loo once and my child was crossing her legs so when the first one came available we got in, it wasnt straight away but then the smell kicked in of diarrhoea. The person that had come out was only the woman working in the resturant next door and i certainly wasnt going in there for food after, i just felt physically sick for the rest of the day worrying i would get ill.

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sassie;1914808

yes must admit the cubicles are getting bigger these days - lol



wot toilets do u use then ? I always seem to get one knocker jammed in the door on the way out !lol

sassie;1915410

define a lady and i may be able to answer



Doesn't talk about going the toilet for a start :-(

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Train Driver;1914805

Stand and aim:-D


u mean stand and deliver !lol

owlass;1915553

Doesn't talk about going the toilet for a start :-(



Oh come on it's part of life!! It's not half as bad as some conversations from the male brand of humans!!
I will certainly be teaching my little girl the tricks of the trade when she is old enough!! (Doesn't even walk yet but hey need to think of the future!!)

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owlass;1915553

Doesn't talk about going the toilet for a start :-(



ok, then that counts most out - lol

sassie;1915723

ok, then that counts most out - lol


Does'nt rule me out lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lulu'sMammy;1915762

Does'nt rule me out lol!!!!!!!!!!!!



lmao, ooops i mean no of course not sweetie

sassie;1915410

define a lady and i may be able to answer



Lady lumps and a front bum usually defines it for me...

Note: In order to be defined as a lady, hiding or lopping off the cap end does not count.

Hey - As I said I sit - cos it's sometimes the only time I get to sit down all day!!!!! :p:p:p

wrong thread

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dave smith;1915932

lee or jennifer because they've kept a low profile so far and got on with … lee or jennifer because they've kept a low profile so far and got on with it.. Whichever of them does best when they have to lead will probably win.



errrmmm any chance you have posted in the wrong thread:?

dave smith;1915932

lee or jennifer because they've kept a low profile so far and got on with … lee or jennifer because they've kept a low profile so far and got on with it.. Whichever of them does best when they have to lead will probably win.



Wrong thread?

lee or jennifer because they've kept a low profile so far and got on with … lee or jennifer because they've kept a low profile so far and got on with it.. Whichever of them does best when they have to lead will probably win.


Luxury loos for them I would think!

hover .. no way am i sitting on a public loo! real test on your thigh muscles when you've kept the pee in too long ...
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