Teacher Arrested for Conspiracy at JFK Airport

    .Teacher Arrested for Conspiracy at JFK Airport

    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession
    of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
    believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
    weapons of *math instruction*.

    *Al-gebra* is a problem for us, Gonzales said.

    They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
    tangents in search of absolute values.

    They use secret code names like x and y and refer to themselves as
    unkno wns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
    the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
    philanderer Isosceles used to say, There are 3 sides to every triangle.

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, If God had
    wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.

    White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
    or profound statement by the president.


    Very bad, made me laugh though

    Ahhhh. A new one tonight. This did make me laugh.

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