Found 17th Jun 2008
Anyone seen this trailer on TV???

Sounds like THE worst film in the history of mankind.....


I mean come on.....a woman with teeth in her chuff?





DISCLAIMER - The word 'Chuff' is leased in its entirety from LLM, the owner of said word....

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it's a flower...isnt it?

ive seen the ad looks *****

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bellabonkers;2334577

it's a flower...isnt it?



Shall we go and see it Bella? It could be 'our' film....looool

ummm i dont think i will want to watch that one

saw the add and thought OMG i wonder if she shaves though or even a cheeky runway lol

looks like a hell of a crack

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unleashing1;2334601

saw the add and thought OMG i wonder if she shaves though or even a … saw the add and thought OMG i wonder if she shaves though or even a cheeky runway lol





HAHAHAHA

Like ud wanna stick anything in that though

ODB_69;2334595

Shall we go and see it Bella? It could be 'our' film....looool



sounds good to me

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american **** film

what more can i say

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bellabonkers;2334617

sounds good to me



Its a date!

Orange Wednesdaysb though love....Fuel to get ya will cost enough as is

i think i have had her lol

ODB_69;2334623

Its a date!Orange Wednesdaysb though love....Fuel to get ya will cost … Its a date!Orange Wednesdaysb though love....Fuel to get ya will cost enough as is


hahaha well we can see two films and make it worth it

portchy;2334632

i think i have had her lol



i have dreamt about that happening

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bellabonkers;2334634

hahaha well we can see two films and make it worth it





Get ya coat love, ya pulled ;-)

Seen it and it's ****.

I cant remember the last time there was a good movie released :(, I thin V for Vendetta was the last GREAT film I saw

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black gerbil1;2334669

I cant remember the last time there was a good movie released :(, I thin … I cant remember the last time there was a good movie released :(, I thin V for Vendetta was the last GREAT film I saw




Awesome film!

Cloverfields ok and I liked Ironman (mostly for he soundtrack though) but nothing great been out for ages

ODB_69;2334682

Awesome film!Cloverfields ok and I liked Ironman (mostly for he … Awesome film!Cloverfields ok and I liked Ironman (mostly for he soundtrack though) but nothing great been out for ages


my brother rented Cloverfields the other day didnt have a chance to watch it, I personally think the films that come out these days are bit "average", there good, but not GREAT. Transformers was borderline being "great" for me, cant really think of any other film besides mabye Superbad in the last year that i would recommend for someone to watch.

Spiderwick and Drillbit Taylor are no bad to waste a bit of time with. Can't say as I like the Blair Dinosaur Project in the slightest..

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black gerbil1;2334712

my brother rented Cloverfields the other day didnt have a chance to watch … my brother rented Cloverfields the other day didnt have a chance to watch it, I personally think the films that come out these days are bit "average", there good, but not GREAT. Transformers was borderline being "great" for me, cant really think of any other film besides mabye Superbad in the last year that i would recommend for someone to watch.




You need to see Boondock Saints....I can't recommend this film highly enough

I started watching this last night but turned it off in the end, awful film. don't waste your money

ODB_69;2334752

You need to see Boondock Saints....I can't recommend this film highly … You need to see Boondock Saints....I can't recommend this film highly enough



Aiii.

boondocksaints.com/

ODB_69;2334752

You need to see Boondock Saints....I can't recommend this film highly … You need to see Boondock Saints....I can't recommend this film highly enough



hmm its got 7.8 on imdb might be worth a watch, my general rule of thumb for when I watch a film is that:

A: it must get above 7.0> on IMDB
2: It must not include Danny Dyer

perhaps that's what the Play.com suspenders were made for?

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black gerbil1;2334816

hmm its got 7.8 on imdb might be worth a watch, my general rule of thumb … hmm its got 7.8 on imdb might be worth a watch, my general rule of thumb for when I watch a film is that:A: it must get above 7.0> on IMDB2: It must not include Danny Dyer




Rule of thumb????

U already seen it?

ODB_69;2334837

Rule of thumb????U already seen it?


no lol you must of misunderstood what i said:-D

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black gerbil1;2334852

no lol you must of misunderstood what i said:-D




When u see it you will know what i mean....

Only place i remember selling is Zavvi, its been deleted...£6 I think....

skusey;2334610

looks like a hell of a crack



lol but i have to disagree it looks ****

black gerbil1;2334712

my brother rented Cloverfields the other day didnt have a chance to watch … my brother rented Cloverfields the other day didnt have a chance to watch it, I personally think the films that come out these days are bit "average", there good, but not GREAT. Transformers was borderline being "great" for me, cant really think of any other film besides mabye Superbad in the last year that i would recommend for someone to watch.



transformers was one of the worst films i have ever seen

bigbob909;2335024

transformers was one of the worst films i have ever seen


to be honest, with the type of posts I have seen you make, Im glad we dont agree on that.:)

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black gerbil1;2335028

to be honest, with the type of posts I have seen you make, Im glad we … to be honest, with the type of posts I have seen you make, Im glad we dont agree on that.:)






looooooooooooooooool


SERVED

I naughtily downloaded a screener of this a few months ago and quite enjoyed it.

On the surface it seems very silly, but if you look deeper to some of the points and analogies it's trying to convey, it's actually quite a brave and intelligent film.

Check out some of the critic reviews on the net and you'll see that most of them are positive.

It's obviously not for everyone (and it could be potentially offensive to some), but I thought it was way more interesting and intelligent than most of the dumbed-down teen horror movies that come out of the US.

Edit : It currently has an 80% approval rating on Rottentomatoes.com which is pretty impressive.

Have seen this film :whistling: lol naughty i know and i shall confirm to you all it is shockinly ***** it really is!!! the best bit in the film is seeing a pet rotty eat a part of his parts pmsl i won,t go into it to much or i might spoil it for you , but you have to see it just for the fun of it because of the ***** storyline.I mean who,d have thought it a knob eating chuff lmao :w00t:

Agreed seen this film weeks ago thinking it would be nice and gruesome, the only gruesome bits are in the trailer, the plot is diabolical, save your money

ODB_69;2334837

Rule of thumb????U already seen it?



The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

donnydude;2335268

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which … The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.


Lucky for me ive got elephantitis then!

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The sequels worse, made with an old lady and called DENTURES:w00t:

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Prissymiss;2335718

The sequels worse, made with an old lady and called DENTURES:w00t:


Thats wrong.......

very, very wrong

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ODB_69;2335729

Thats wrong.......very, very wrong



The image in my head is soooo wrong. They are probably ill-fitting and keep falling out.:?
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