tell us about your 'blonde moments'

i seem to be having a few lately but cant beat the time i went to work with odd shoes on. can anyone beat that?

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Yes. My bro-in-law went to work in odd shoes as well, except he had on a boot and a shoe

I think you've lost half of misc when they got to 'went to work'

How odd were they ?

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greg_68

I think you've lost half of misc when they got to 'went to work'



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I've done that too. I've also just set my son up with some work experience, went through it in detail with the company, told them that he'll be 16 by time it happens but it turns out he's only going to be 15 next birthday and I totally got my own sons age wrong. He has to be 16 to go on building site (was going to shadow a civil engineer) so now I've messed it all up and last day of school is tomorrow so the forms detailing the experience have to go in tomorrow.

shall just cross fingers and hope for best come September.

lol, would be here all night listing mine !!!......but most recent ( yesterday actually ) ......boy at school i work in had an accident so changed him and put his soiled clothes in a sainsburys bag , time to go home and i handed him the bag to give to mum............mum came in this morning asking why her son had come home with a dog bone in a bag !!!............i had only given him a bag that someone had brought in for a colleaugues dog oO.......well they were both sainsburys bags, easily done , lol

My wife really should be blonde....Two classics

My dad worked in a boat yard and had restored a ships (steering) wheel. He was telling us that he had sold the ship wheel and made a good few ££ when my wife turned round and said "ships don't have wheels"!!

Another time she said to me..."so Jesus was born at Christmas"...Yeah..."and he died at Easter"...yeah..."He must have lived longer than that"!!!!

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How dumb putting on odd shoes, oh wait, i did that and then went to a shoe shop where the assistant noticed

I have a friend who once asked who changed all the batteries on the catseyes in the rd. Same friend was also getting off the ferry from Ireland and wasn't happy about the size of the queue to disembark so started walking away saying she was going to get off at the other side.

shopstilldrops

lol, would be here all night listing mine !!!......but most recent ( … lol, would be here all night listing mine !!!......but most recent ( yesterday actually ) ......boy at school i work in had an accident so changed him and put his soiled clothes in a sainsburys bag , time to go home and i handed him the bag to give to mum............mum came in this morning asking why her son had come home with a dog bone in a bag !!!............i had only given him a bag that someone had brought in for a colleaugues dog oO.......well they were both sainsburys bags, easily done , lol



did your colleagues dog like the dirty pants ??

arcangel111

did your colleagues dog like the dirty pants ??




lol, her dog loved them !!!..................fortunatly she actually forgot to take the bag home that night so a swap over was done the next morning !..

Original Poster

i had another one the other day. turned on my car air con and the light was coming on, but as soon as i released the button it knocked off. went to the ford garage to get someone to look at it and all he did was switch the blowers on. i didnt realise you needed the blowers too lol

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deek72

Yes. My bro-in-law went to work in odd shoes as well, except he had on a … Yes. My bro-in-law went to work in odd shoes as well, except he had on a boot and a shoe


haha that definetly beats mine! at least mine looked vaguely similar

Train Driver

My wife really should be blonde....Two classicsMy dad worked in a boat … My wife really should be blonde....Two classicsMy dad worked in a boat yard and had restored a ships (steering) wheel. He was telling us that he had sold the ship wheel and made a good few ££ when my wife turned round and said "ships don't have wheels"!!Another time she said to me..."so Jesus was born at Christmas"...Yeah..."and he died at Easter"...yeah..."He must have lived longer than that"!!!!



lol - beat the one when my parents were talking to a man in a hospital, my dad asked my mum later why he was there, she said 'oh he had come in for an autopsy'. You prob guessed but she meant biopsy
Edited by: "maccy1" 23rd Jun 2011

blonde moment, I had 3 in a bed.

i went to pick up my son on his first day of work he introduced me to his manager but when i looked down i had one trainer on and one shoe his not forgiven me yet it was two years ago

black gerbil1

blonde moment, I had 3 in a bed.


What??? You had 3 blonde moments trying to work out how to get out the bed??? Just un-zip your sleeping bag

i took my last car back to the garage after a few days of having it because the stereo was supposed to be remote controlled and i couldnt find it, how embarrasing to be marched back to the car, get told to sit in it and turn the steering wheel and look down [img]t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQb2rTovrA0zRGkhZd_HPJ0QFQIhu5oeMfRk8JWN91KEJ4NtRlm[/img]
Edited by: "michelleleemoo" 23rd Jun 2011

michelleleemoo

i took my last car back to the garage after a few days of having it … i took my last car back to the garage after a few days of having it because the stereo was supposed to be remote controlled and i couldnt find it, how embarrasing to be marched back to the car, get told to sit in it and turn the steering wheel and look down [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQb2rTovrA0zRGkhZd_HPJ0QFQIhu5oeMfRk8JWN91KEJ4NtRlm[/img]



Blonde moment ere,i don't get it

deb8z

Blonde moment ere,i don't get it



I have also been wracking my brains over this one?

The remote control stalk on the steering wheel rather than a portable one i'm guessing

Controls on the steering wheel?

I once took off the u-bend under my sink as it was blocked, caught the water in a bucket, then picked the bucket up and decided I needed somewhere to tip it, back down the sink it went (u-bend not re-attached)

I say once, I've done it at least 3 times...

Girls, girls, girls if it was the mirror you'd have found that wouldn't you, I assume the remote was on a stalk hidden behind the steering wheel.

Oh,i see,i don't drive so i didn't click lol

I think i've mentioned this before,in the supermarket to my ex (as i was looking at sausages) and the packet said pork and beef,i asked him how do you know which flavour is which X)

This is why women are bad drivers...they don't even know how to use the basics never mind pedals and a wheel!

numptyj

This is why women are bad drivers...they don't even know how to use the … This is why women are bad drivers...they don't even know how to use the basics never mind pedals and a wheel!



yeah some even ask - How do you know which way to turn the steering if you can't see the wheels.

sancho1983

I once took off the u-bend under my sink as it was blocked, caught the … I once took off the u-bend under my sink as it was blocked, caught the water in a bucket, then picked the bucket up and decided I needed somewhere to tip it, back down the sink it went (u-bend not re-attached)I say once, I've done it at least 3 times...



this really made me chuckle

i think someone had a blonde moment once when i was working in a shoe shop. the slippers were put on the shelves in pairs, with a price label in each one, a woman walked up to me asking if it was £2.99 (or however much) per shoe, or for the pair oO

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Must of been ages ago i had a blonde moment, i think it was the time i put UK instead of england in a thread i started on here

deb8z

Oh,i see,i don't drive so i didn't click lol



My blonde moment - I do drive AND I do have the controls on the steering!! But it did not click with me either.

Edited by: "maccy1" 24th Jun 2011

yes peeps I was looking for an actual remote control X) and anyway that maybe sooo female but least i know where the indicators are which is more than can be said for taxi drivers

been running twice today, both times i very nearly left the house with my jogging bottoms in insideout!

Mod & Ed

On my 3rd driving test the driving examiner said turn left, thought he meant immediately so I did and ended up in a ditch, passed on my 9th go though

I've encountered a few blonde moments myself..........very dissapointing when you realise the blonde isnt actually a real blonde after all.

transit

I've encountered a few blonde moments myself..........very dissapointing … I've encountered a few blonde moments myself..........very dissapointing when you realise the blonde isnt actually a real blonde after all.



Hi transit - lowering the tone again I see X)
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