Text 'JOKE' to 118 118 to get a free joke...

26 replies
Found 2nd Jun 2008
...then post it here on this thread.

This is free only for today 2nd June 2008.

If you don't feel like getting a joke text '?' for a free fascinating fact or 'myth' for a free urban myth. Still post them here though and again free only today.

My T-Mobile contract phone doesn't allow me to send texts to 118 118 for free

26 Comments

why did the chicken cross the road..
to get to the other side...

Original Poster

Posting your own made up jokes is not allowed.

Nothing happened!!

nikkib123;2228267

Nothing happened!!



then the joke's on you

Abvance;2228241

Posting your own made up jokes is not allowed.



lol how do u no they didnt send me it!
the one they sent me was racist and sexist

numptyj;2228301

lol how do u no they didnt send me it! the one they sent me was racist … lol how do u no they didnt send me it! the one they sent me was racist and sexist



All the best ones are...

Go mine...
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh =]

what's a deer with no eyes?
No I dea

....... then what do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs ?
.
.
.
. still no idea

I'm sure you'll tell me then......

I got....
So I was in Tesco's and i saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.....i said " are you two an item?"

snowtiger;2228409

....... then what do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs ?.... still … ....... then what do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs ?.... still no idea



lol
ive got a joke i want to post but it could be deemed slightly racist so i dont want to post it, lol

Banned

2 Hydrogen atoms walked into a bar. One says "I think Ive lost an electron" The other replies "are you sure"?. The first says "I am positive"!

Genuine 118118 "free joke". Now would you pay 35p for that + the cost of a text?

Original Poster

You can also get a free fact or myth, updated original post.

Ok it came................

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.

Police say he topped himself.

nikkib123;2228491

Ok it came................Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor … Ok it came................Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.Police say he topped himself.



lol thats not TOO bad

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.

He wasn't very happy.

Tintern1981;2228531

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.He wasn't very happy.



*sigh* lol

Can I do it more than once? For free?

Have you heard the joke about the bin?
..Its Rubbish
:oops:

have you heard the joke about the bed?
..it hasnt been made up yet

:oops:

lol

Banned

Tintern1981;2228544

Can I do it more than once? For free?



Dunno. It isnt clear. It looked like you got one free joke. I was gonna use my 1000 free texts per month (since I never use any of them!) but thought it could be painful if I got stung with 35p each of the first free one today!

?lklk

Original Poster

Anyone tried a fact or a myth yet?

What do you call a pig with three eyes?




a piiig. :whistling::oops:

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?




A watermelon

Toddler electrocuted in bakery!


Stood on a scone and a currant ran up his leg!
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