Thai Massage Parlour in London, best £20 I ever spent!

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Found 31st Jan 2012
So me and some friends were in London last week and decided to pop in to a Thai Massage parlour before heading back to the midlands.

The place was very clean and we got a choice of masseuse, after a nice cup of Tea we were treated to a fantastic 30 minutes of back breaking pleasure. After the treatent we all felt extremely relaxed, we have all decided to go to a Local massage parlour this Thursday for a full 90 minutes for £60.

Can't wait!

Anyone else indulged?
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Over priced.
We all thought it was great value.
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tinkerbell28

Is that what it's called nowadays.



Why what was it called in your days?
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tinkerbell28

Is that what it's called nowadays.


i believe thais massage has always been called just that

if you want rub n tug there are specialised places (they even accomodate women)

cant beat a good massage....feel so relaxed after

Edited by: "casparwhite" 31st Jan 2012
jellybaby22

Ok......Just remember u can't give blood for 12 months now....:p



Really? why not?:|
DangerGod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4



Yes, funnily enough I was quite "happy" and "joyful" afterwards, as were my mates.
bargain surfer

Really? why not?:|


He is taking the mick if you haven't realised
My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his leg/thigh areas and he ejaculated oO

He was deadly serious about it, is his prostate incorreclt located or something? Is it possible? I need to know lol.

Btw OP were the Thai's lookers?
You must be very young op if you dont know the other names for a massage parlour X)
Adnan786

My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his … My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his leg/thigh areas and he ejaculated oOHe was deadly serious about it, is his prostate incorreclt located or something? Is it possible? I need to know lol.Btw OP were the Thai's lookers?


Virgin?
how the hell do you last for 90 mins ?
Adnan786

My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his … My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his leg/thigh areas and he ejaculated oOHe was deadly serious about it, is his prostate incorreclt located or something? Is it possible? I need to know lol.Btw OP were the Thai's lookers?



I wouldnt worry about it, we all have that ''mate'' that likes to chat sh1t now and again
Adnan786

My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his … My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his leg/thigh areas and he ejaculated oOHe was deadly serious about it, is his prostate incorreclt located or something? Is it possible? I need to know lol.Btw OP were the Thai's lookers?



Brah, They were! I asked mine to come back to the midlands and get married.
Adnan786

My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his … My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his leg/thigh areas and he ejaculated oOHe was deadly serious about it, is his prostate incorreclt located or something? Is it possible? I need to know lol.Btw OP were the Thai's lookers?


oh the old SWIM technique......
jellybaby22

I'm a she....Op prob made the same mistake with the massaging she males … I'm a she....Op prob made the same mistake with the massaging she males at the parlour :pI jest



Nah I know my apples, but weirdly enough one of the guys has a thing for Ladyboys, unforunately y mate wasn't up for it that day.
goldmax

how the hell do you last for 90 mins ?



I bet you can do it once & spend 89 minutes asleep.
dylanjb100

Virgin?



No, they were messing me around so BT for now.
bargain surfer

Brah, They were! I asked mine to come back to the midlands and get … Brah, They were! I asked mine to come back to the midlands and get married.



Hope it wasnt one of those ladyboys from bangkok
casparwhite

oh the old SWIM technique......



Tell me more. This area needs more Scientific study (And Empirical Research)
goldmax

how the hell do you last for 90 mins ?



Figs, as often as possible.
bargain surfer

Nah I know my apples, but weirdly enough one of the guys has a thing for … Nah I know my apples, but weirdly enough one of the guys has a thing for Ladyboys, unforunately y mate wasn't up for it that day.



You should have got him some Chinese Herbal Viagra
Adnan786

Tell me more. This area needs more Scientific study (And Empirical … Tell me more. This area needs more Scientific study (And Empirical Research)


Someone
Who
Isnt
Me

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Adnan786

You should have got him some Chinese Herbal Viagra



How would that have helped?
aunty jane

Hope it wasnt one of those ladyboys from bangkok



(Had to read that twice)
Anyways anyone else ever been for one? What did you think? Those who do are you regulars?
bargain surfer

How would that have helped?



You're right, herbal remedies dont work
aunty jane

Hope it wasnt one of those ladyboys from bangkok


fanpages

(Had to read that twice)


jellybaby22

Excitement affect your vision FP?



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casparwhite

SomeoneWhoIsntMe..........



I was intrigued I wont lie. I just couldnt understand how someone massaging a region away from your nether regions could have such an impact. After he told me that, I did get a few female friends to massage me, but what he said didnt happen

Disappoint son.
Edited by: "Adnan786" 31st Jan 2012
Adnan786

My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his … My mate went for a normal massage and the lady was massaging his leg/thigh areas and he ejaculated oOHe was deadly serious about it, is his prostate incorreclt located or something? Is it possible? I need to know lol.Btw OP were the Thai's lookers?



Adz you can admit that it was you, were all friends here
This thread will have a happy ending.
aunty jane

Adz you can admit that it was you, were all friends here



Nah, if it was me id go for the one with a guaranteed happy ending, not by coincidence
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What I really wanted to know was how Eastern Thai massage compares to Western Swedish massage or even the Indian Head Massage.
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I brought such shame to my family X)
aunty jane

I brought such shame to my family X)



Really? How?
bargain surfer

What I really wanted to know was how Eastern Thai massage compares to … What I really wanted to know was how Eastern Thai massage compares to Western Swedish massage or even the Indian Head Massage.


completely different techniques

full body soap massage is worth investigating, if youve not tried it
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