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    That volcanic ash seems to be affecting IQ levels

    Just watching the BBC News, with the top story being the volcanic ash and the planes being grounded across the UK. They interviewed one guy at an airport, who has come up with this gem:

    "The ash isn't on ground level, so what's the problem?"

    I'm not sure, could it possibly be that there's a decent chance that at some point during your flight the plane would actually be in the air?

    Staggering.

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    I just saw that too.

    Here's me thinking planes flew in the air and not on the ground! Must be wrong!

    haha!!!

    But if it's not at ground level then how is it affecting his IQ?

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    Hahahaha brilliant

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    Benjimoron;8373027

    But if it's not at ground level then how is it affecting his IQ?


    The pure terror of the country being covered in volcanic ash (even if you can't see it) is clearly traumatising people into stupidity.

    That or they're already stupid. One of the two.

    :lol: I saw that too and am still laughing at it.

    they should just chuck them up in the air and see what happens

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    vinylandtrinkets;8373053

    see some of the daft comments on sky news … see some of the daft comments on sky news websitehttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/656750/that-volcanic-ash-seems-to-be-affecone is blaming the PM that he should have had measure in place to stop it ! LOL



    Nothing, nothing at all can ever beat the daft, narrow-minded, bigoted, racist views of the Mail's readers:

    An inevitable consequence of 13 years of this wretched NuLiebore government.

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    Well this is what happens when you have a useless, lazy, greedy and incompetent government in power. LIEBOUR OUT NOW!!!

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    What's worrying me is that all that ash has to come down somewhere!! Are we going to become another Pompeii?

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    Cuts down on immigration for a day at least.

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    LOL what a plank!

    vinylandtrinkets;8373053

    see some of the daft comments on sky news … see some of the daft comments on sky news websitehttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/656750/that-volcanic-ash-seems-to-be-affecone is blaming the PM that he should have had measure in place to stop it ! LOL



    you do know that this is a link back to this thread. :roll:

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    Brilliant, here's some more madness from Mail readers:

    Volcanic ash cloud.......................?

    And flying UNDER it is not an option............?

    Oh yes.........................?

    Just a bit too "convenient", frankly.............


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    Don't believe a word of it. It's one big conspiracy so we all end up at home watching that stupid debate on telly tonight.

    -------

    Wow, could this be the start of something similar to an asteroid causing a new ice age? makes you think though!

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    DJ1;8373148

    Brilliant, here's some more madness from Mail readers:Volcanic ash … Brilliant, here's some more madness from Mail readers:Volcanic ash cloud.......................? And flying UNDER it is not an option............? Oh yes.........................? Just a bit too "convenient", frankly.............--------Don't believe a word of it. It's one big conspiracy so we all end up at home watching that stupid debate on telly tonight.-------Wow, could this be the start of something similar to an asteroid causing a new ice age? makes you think though!



    Do you know what reading the comments in The Mail and The Sun in particular are always good for a laugh, it really frightens me though, that this county is full of such imbeciles.

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    tinkerbell28;8373261

    Do you know what reading the comments in The Mail and The Sun in … Do you know what reading the comments in The Mail and The Sun in particular are always good for a laugh, it really frightens me though, that this county is full of such imbeciles.



    They're hilarious aren't they. Someone should go to the trouble of putting all the best ones on one website. I'd spend HOURS on there!

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    DJ1;8373291

    They're hilarious aren't they. Someone should go to the trouble of … They're hilarious aren't they. Someone should go to the trouble of putting all the best ones on one website. I'd spend HOURS on there!



    Yes they are really, really funny and you could spend hours just reading them passing the time laughing at their misfortune.

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    Stupid people should be shot dead at birth.

    omg, even im not that stupid !!

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    aah96;8373362

    omg, even im not that stupid !!



    hmm

    There was a guy interviewed earlier who tried to blame the Icelandic banks!!! Bet he reads the Mail........

    vibeone;8373365

    hmm



    :shock:

    In the past (1783) icelandic volcano threw up large amounts of ash into the atmosphere over europe which caused disruption to weather patterns. This could have been a contributory factor to food shortages and unrest leading to the french revolution.
    Fuzzy logic = your chances of losing your head have just increased

    sancho1983;8373439

    There was a guy interviewed earlier who tried to blame the Icelandic … There was a guy interviewed earlier who tried to blame the Icelandic banks!!! Bet he reads the Mail........



    I doubt he reads.

    DJ1;8373148

    Brilliant, here's some more madness from Mail readers:Volcanic ash … Brilliant, here's some more madness from Mail readers:Volcanic ash cloud.......................? And flying UNDER it is not an option............? Oh yes.........................? Just a bit too "convenient", frankly.............--------Don't believe a word of it. It's one big conspiracy so we all end up at home watching that stupid debate on telly tonight.-------Wow, could this be the start of something similar to an asteroid causing a new ice age? makes you think though!



    lolz!!

    Got a text joke from the GF,

    Did you know that the big cloud of dust that has closed all the airports
    has been traced to the man cleaning Celtic Fc's Trophy Cabinet.

    and she is a Cellic fan aswell but funny is funny.

    milewide;8374265

    Got a text joke from the GF, Did you know that the big cloud of dust that … Got a text joke from the GF, Did you know that the big cloud of dust that has closed all the airportshas been traced to the man cleaning Celtic Fc's Trophy Cabinet.and she is a Cellic fan aswell but funny is funny.



    I just received one similar;

    All London airports have been closed after a massive cloud of dust drifted into UK airspace? The cleaner of the Arsenal trophy cabinet has now been arrested!
    :w00t:
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