That's how the fight started ...

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Found 13th Dec 2017
What not to do, to avoid fights this Xmas

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! 💕


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started....

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Dedicated to all couples.. But don't send to all

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started.

😝😝😝

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Did Bernard Righton enter the room

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Welcome back to the 1970s.

Someone just stole chubby browns material. Jeez these are some old uns.

My wife asked me "could i have a new watch for Christmas?"

I replied "There's no need, you've got the time on the cooker
Edited by: "OldEnglish" 13th Dec 2017

I used to work in a legal firm, the busiest time of the year was January when all the wives got crap presents from the husbands and started divorces in January! It truly is the present the counts if you want to save your marriage!

love the old ones

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