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    The 3 Hymns...

    One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money
    and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering
    plate.
    He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

    After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that
    someone had placed a £1,000 cheque in offering.
    He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said hed like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

    A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back
    shyly raised her hand.
    The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made
    her way to the pastor.
    He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in
    & asked her to pick out three hymns.

    Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three
    handsomest men in the building
    and said, Ill take him

    and him

    and him.

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    :giggle: Very good! :thumbsup:

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    I like her style.:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    good choices ! ;-)
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