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    The 3 Parrots

    3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10, woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?". Shopkeeper replies "It used to live in a brothel".





    The woman finds it funny and buys it. She gets home and the parrot says "**** me! A new brothel". The woman laughs.





    Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "**** me! New girls" and they laugh.





    When her husband walks in, the parrot says "**** me! Keith, long time no see!"

    12 Comments

    Did actually laugh out loud, only a little though

    ... X)

    Original Poster

    guv

    LOL Skusey is back.....Inb4 stain says he doesn't get it... (But know … LOL Skusey is back.....Inb4 stain says he doesn't get it... (But know that anyway!)



    only if they are racist parrotsX)

    Haha, that's great

    Whos the teenager in your pic?

    skusey

    only if they are racist parrotsX)

    Original Poster

    Civic EG6

    Whos the teenager in your pic?


    my daughter

    He's back 8/10 for that one!

    Just like the good old days: Skusey posting mildly amusing jokes.

    Now we need snowtiger to do some quizzes.:)

    skusey

    my daughter



    In before the stalkers.

    Banned

    I thought op died?

    Original Poster

    DragonChris

    In before the stalkers.


    oh well;)

    Original Poster

    vibeone

    I thought op died?



    no, found life elsewhere, you ok?
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