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    the agony aunt thread

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    the aim of this thread is to give advice/a shoulder to cry on to those currently going through a tough time be it relationship, work, personal, financial worries.
    just think it as sitting around the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee.


    we, here at hukd are like a family and will try to help you in any way. so go ahead and be brave and post your problems.

    merry xmas

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    Dear agony aunt, i keep feeling like a pair of curtains?:?

    problems,problems,problems,:cry:

    Original Poster Banned

    pull yourself together

    oh dearie me:whistling:

    ROKO;7130692

    pull yourself together



    Thanks i feel so much better :-D

    I think i've got thrush, can hear a little tweeting 'downstairs' and a yeasty smell. Can men get it ?? :?

    i feel **** cos im pretty much in a relationship with a girl and i pulled 2 other girls the other night

    Original Poster Banned

    rub a pinch of vinegar on it

    micoo;7130731

    i feel **** cos im pretty much in a relationship with a girl and i pulled … i feel **** cos im pretty much in a relationship with a girl and i pulled 2 other girls the other night



    I'll go halfies on splitting a kipper :thumbsup: problem solved ;-)

    micoo;7130731

    i feel **** cos im pretty much in a relationship with a girl and i pulled … i feel **** cos im pretty much in a relationship with a girl and i pulled 2 other girls the other night




    micoo=bad

    ask your gf if she is interested in foursomes?

    barky;7130759

    micoo=badask your gf if she is interested in foursomes?



    would love to :lol:

    btw guys before anyone gets too serious i dont actually feel bad about it, tbh im pretty chuffed about the whole thing haha

    micoo;7130765

    would love to :lol:btw guys before anyone gets too serious i dont … would love to :lol:btw guys before anyone gets too serious i dont actually feel bad about it, tbh im pretty chuffed about the whole thing haha



    you are so bad :w00t:

    Original Poster Banned

    im dreading xmas

    reckon the mother in law fancies me

    the way she strokes the turkey and smirks at me

    plz help

    this is my last day off my week off back to work in the morning and really not looking forward to it

    Tinkytayls;7130779

    you are so bad :w00t:



    lolz :lol: havnt done anythign wrong anyway lol were not ina relationship yet lol

    ROKO;7130787

    im dreading xmasreckon the mother in law fancies methe way she strokes … im dreading xmasreckon the mother in law fancies methe way she strokes the turkey and smirks at meplz help



    stroking the turkey is ok-just make sure she doesnt choke your chicken:whistling:

    Original Poster Banned

    big-boy;7130726

    I think i've got thrush, can hear a little tweeting 'downstairs' and a … I think i've got thrush, can hear a little tweeting 'downstairs' and a yeasty smell. Can men get it ?? :?










    rub vinegar on it

    does wonders for my windows

    Why do we have the same conversation every year about who goes where for Christmas it really gets boring. Thoughts?

    This HUKD member has fanny dryness: hotukdeals.com/ite…=28 not ashamed to tell the whole world :thumbsup:

    BTW kids: fanny and cock aren't in the swear filter

    Original Poster Banned

    why do women nag?

    Original Poster Banned

    why the heck do women rather watch dot cotton on eastenders and not make steamy hot love?

    ROKO;7130787

    im dreading xmasreckon the mother in law fancies methe way she strokes … im dreading xmasreckon the mother in law fancies methe way she strokes the turkey and smirks at meplz help



    Make sure you get two turkeys, would be awful to have to eat that... you never know where her fingers have been but you can guess :roll:

    mikebike;7130843

    Why do we have the same conversation every year about who goes where for … Why do we have the same conversation every year about who goes where for Christmas it really gets boring. Thoughts?



    I'm telling you said that :w00t:

    Dear Auntie.... I have a really sore problem, it's kinda embarrassing can you possibly help?

    Original Poster Banned

    let me guess........ dribbling?

    ROKO;7131590

    let me guess........ dribbling?



    In a way....

    I settled down to rest on my bed curling my legs up beneath me when suddenly POP, there it was or rather there it wasn't!

    My big toe has gone missing......nay it's totally lost and even more weirdly, I can no longer stand upon two feet but have to hop everywhere I wish to walk...

    It makes dribbling the ball incredibly hard work and since I'm running for a place at Man U next season I'm really at my wits end.....

    Oh auntie can't you PLEASE help me??

    Yours dribblingly, ClarityofMind xx

    Original Poster Banned

    stay positive- at least you still have one leg functioning

    good job you havent any dreams of playing football for manu


    any marriage probs we can help you with?

    i bet this affects yoyr sex life?

    ROKO;7131738

    stay positive- at least you still have one leg functioninggood job you … stay positive- at least you still have one leg functioninggood job you havent any dreams of playing football for manuany marriage probs we can help you with?i bet this affects yoyr sex life?



    SEX life??? OMG is that why the chicken ran away???:w00t:

    Original Poster Banned

    the chicken turned into bisto

    oooooooohhh mmmmmmmmmmm

    i wish i had a clone :-(

    Original Poster Banned

    why? ones enough for the world

    ROKO;7131989

    why? ones enough for the world



    so little time so much to do, and yea i know i'm wasting valuable time by posting on here but that why i need a clone to do my other work :whistling::whistling:

    ROKO;7131832

    the chicken turned into bistooooooooohhh mmmmmmmmmmm



    So thatttttttts why I've been dribbling!! It's gravy!! :):w00t:

    Banned

    ROKO;7130928

    why do women nag?



    Why don't men do thing's the 1st time we ask?

    dear roko...

    me and my mate feel really crap.......we went out the other night and pulled this guy......he was going on about how he loves 3somes etc..and that the girl he is kinda seeing won't do anything exciting for him in the bedroom....

    we explained to him that not all women are accepting of men insisting on wearing stockings,sussies and 5inch killer heels whilst being tied to a cross and being flailed with stinging nettles....

    i mean ..having a small willy does not mean S & m is always neccessary....and we suggested some other techniques that him and his girl could use to overcome this problem...

    did we do the right thing?

    Original Poster Banned

    dear raggamuffin.......

    you said you suggested "other techniques"

    plz could u elaberate?

    ROKO;7132255

    dear raggamuffin.......you said you suggested "other techniques"plz could … dear raggamuffin.......you said you suggested "other techniques"plz could u elaberate?



    My staffie can be more subtle than that :w00t:

    well ..they mainly consisted of rubber bands and bike pumps.......but i just spoke to him and he said he's posted on an internet agony aunt thread........instead.... :whistling:

    RagamuffinGirl;7132346

    well ..they mainly consisted of rubber bands and bike pumps.......but i … well ..they mainly consisted of rubber bands and bike pumps.......but i just spoke to him and he said he's posted on an internet agony aunt thread........instead.... :whistling:



    that'll make his bits creep back up inside himself :roll:;-)

    ilovelilac;7132011

    so little time so much to do, and yea i know i'm wasting valuable time by … so little time so much to do, and yea i know i'm wasting valuable time by posting on here but that why i need a clone to do my other work :whistling::whistling:


    I need a clone, NOW!!! :w00t:
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