The Bear and the Rabbit

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Found 21st Aug 2008
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other a lot. One day, they both happen to find a lamp at the same time near a lake. In a lamp was a genie who said, "I would grant both of you three wishes."

The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish for a helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear (thinking how stupid the rabbit is for making simple wishes) said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females!" And he got his wish.

The Rabbit put on his helmet, revved up the motorcycle and he said while speeding off, "I wish that the bear was gay!"

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