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    The best joke ever posted on here! (well, I thought it was funny)

    A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.

    In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

    The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realised she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

    She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

    Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

    She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husbands condition.
    The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didnt you! I hope youre proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!'

    The woman broke down and sobbed.

    The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'Im just pulling your leg. Hes dead. Show me what you bought.'

    19 Comments

    Joke? Sadly its almost believable

    Original Poster

    harlzter;7806608

    Joke? Sadly its almost believable



    True story:)

    your worst ever

    awww bless xx

    Can't be bothered to read it.
    Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread".

    FACT.

    Original Poster

    thesaint;7806659

    Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". … Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". FACT.



    Besotted much?
    'bout time you 'came out' sweetie poo.

    Original Poster

    whatsThePoint;7806682

    Best? Don't you mean joke most likely to be found unfunny



    yes, for some who dont get it.:thumbsup:

    thesaint;7806659

    Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". … Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". FACT.



    LOL that was funny, got a link for it on the database saint?

    Too longer joke for me, sadly lost interest after the fourth paragraph.

    thesaint;7806659

    Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". … Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". FACT.



    That was hilarious. :-D I still have the pic but it is too small to read.

    thesaint;7806659

    Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". … Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". FACT.



    Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good about themselves. :whistling:

    Original Poster

    Trickyjabs;7806802

    Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good … Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good about themselves. :whistling:



    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ THIS:thumbsup:

    skusey;7806714

    Besotted much?'bout time you 'came out' sweetie poo.



    You also dislike homosexuals?

    numptyj;7806722

    LOL that was funny, got a link for it on the database saint?



    Marina;7806796

    That was hilarious. :-D I still have the pic but it is too small to read. … That was hilarious. :-D I still have the pic but it is too small to read.



    Over a year old, and still remembered:

    hotukdeals.com/ite…nny

    Trickyjabs;7806802

    Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good … Fancy stalking a teenage fantasist, you must make pond scum feel good about themselves. :whistling:



    HUKD = Serious Business

    thesaint;7806968

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/272981/now-this-is-funny



    niiice :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    thesaint;7806968

    You also dislike homosexuals? at lastOver a year old, and still … You also dislike homosexuals? at lastOver a year old, and still remembered:http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/272981/now-this-is-funnyspammedHUKD = Serious Business

    thesaint;7806968

    HUKD = Serious Business



    If you say so......the way you keep jumping to the defense of these young boys, some might start to question your motives. Is this you:
    http://beprepared.me.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/phone4u-scouts-are-losers-ad-1.jpg

    Banned

    "And he will now be your career!' "

    That doesn't make sense and ruins the joke

    Banned

    not as good as mine , must try harder!;-)

    Banned

    thesaint;7806659

    Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". … Can't be bothered to read it.Best joke ever was BG1's "Spider thread". FACT.



    Nah.

    The best joke ever, is your database. (Serious), Though "Clique Troll" appears to have jumped the line from being (no homo). But that's ok.
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