The biggest bird poo ive seen.

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Found 27th Apr 2009
Just got home and on the roof of my dads car there was a bird poo that measured roughly the size of my full hand.

I am gutted that my dad has now rubbed it off (took him a while). Was going to taek a picture due to the sheer size of it. Must of been a big bird.

I know this is probably the dirtiest topic created today but just wanted to share my shockedness. Didn't know bird were capable of such humongous turds.

It was an achievement to say the least and i bet the bird was extremely happy at hitting its target.

Sorry i have no picture, just please take my word for it that it was the size of my hand.

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http://i39.tinypic.com/11iipea.jpg

mustve been an ostrich poo...they is pretty big.

Pics or ya lying....lol!

Original Poster

shaneomac;5052680

mustve been an ostrich poo...they is pretty big.



Dont tend to get many ostrich around my way but i'm not ruling it out.

Maybe a heron or stork poo?

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Lulu'sMammy;5052706

Pics or ya lying....lol!



Gutting, regrets about not getting a pic. Its bin took off now.

Swear on my mum and dads life.... lol brings back memories from childhood.

Big Bird?
http://marklipinskisblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/big-bird.jpg

stevey_p7;5052707

Dont tend to get many ostrich around my way but i'm not ruling it out. … Dont tend to get many ostrich around my way but i'm not ruling it out. Maybe a heron or stork poo?



be awesome if you had a photo of the ostrich climbing on top of ur dad's car just to take a poo tho!:w00t:

Original Poster

shaneomac;5052722

be awesome if you had a photo of the ostrich climbing on top of ur dad's … be awesome if you had a photo of the ostrich climbing on top of ur dad's car just to take a poo tho!:w00t:



haha lmao. Would of been so unlucky for my dad. Why his car? haha.

It was in the drive too which is pretty impressive for a bird.

INCOMING!

Have I ever told you about the biggest human poo I've seen? It was [SIZE="7"][COLOR="Black"]HUGE![/COLOR][/SIZE]

stevey_p7;5052753

haha lmao. Would of been so unlucky for my dad. Why his car? haha.It was … haha lmao. Would of been so unlucky for my dad. Why his car? haha.It was in the drive too which is pretty impressive for a bird. INCOMING!



if i was you id be bringing an umbrella and a stick when i leave the house tomoro...the umbrella to guard against a stork etc and a stick for the ostrich..and a video camera for your £250 from you've been framed:-D

lmao thats funny and lmfao at phatboy.... thas is ewwwwwwww lol

thats 1 heap of crap man!

lol gross, It was probably goose pooh.

phatboy123;5052677


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