The Car Accident Witness

    A police accident investigation officer was at the scene of a car accident where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
    The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
    "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

    "Well, did you see this?"
    "Yes," motioned the monkey.
    "What happened?"
    The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

    "They were drinking?" asked the officer.
    "Yes," nodded the Monkey.
    "What else?" asked the officer.
    The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking inward quickly.

    "They were smoking marijuana too?" said the officer.
    "Yes," nodded the Monkey.
    "Anything else?" queried the officer.
    The monkey motioned with his fingers...

    "Having sex!. They were having sex, too!?" asked the astounded officer.
    "Yes," nodded the monkey.
    "Now wait, you're saying these people were drinking, smoking and having sex before the crash?"
    "Yes," the Monkey nodded.
    "What were you doing during all this?" asked the Officer.

    "Driving," motioned the monkey.


    ive heard this before, some people think its funny, i just done get it

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    ive heard this before, some people think its funny, i just done get it

    Most humour is recycled and always a variation of a story told once before. My 11 year old daughter always loves to do the faces and actions of the monkey when I share this story with my friends.

    Hi Eggon, the best way to get it is to do the actions and faces the monkey would use to express itself while telling the story, the monkey driving bit is done with a pretend steering wheel and a sad face.

    well I haven't heard it before & though it was funny! hahaha

    very good iv never heard it b4
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