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    The chicken I bought today...

    Well you see. The story goes like this. I got it from supermarket today reduced in price. 25% off. out of date on the 27th.. as we are nearly 90 minutes past the 27th I was wondering if i eat it will I die?

    ty in advance.

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    Won't someone think of the chickens?!??!

    Banned

    try it and see

    Wooooooooooooah there !

    Cheap you say ?

    I would not buy a chicken that has not spent its days roaming free in acres of lush countryside, a chicken that sleeps on a Sealy posturepedic bed and a chicken that costs at least a bullseye :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    sassie;5608538

    try it and see



    shocking

    Make sure you use it with a full Sunday roast so if you die at least you enjoyed your last meal.

    Banned

    do you have children? if you dont feel comfortable trying it yourself

    if you start hallucanating then stop eating it - actually, no, continue eating it - you'd have to pay a fortune to get those effects elsewhere!! death might be a mild after effect but surely worth it!
    p.s i cant spell and i know it's spelt wrong - well it isn't spelt wrong but hallucinating is as it has too many a's

    shoulda cooked it before midnight :thumbsup:

    sassie;5608569

    do you have children? if you dont feel comfortable trying it yourself



    :whistling:

    Original Poster

    kjbenja;5608566

    Make sure you use it with a full Sunday roast so if you die at least you … Make sure you use it with a full Sunday roast so if you die at least you enjoyed your last meal.



    Im gonna eat it now. I couldn't possibly eat out of date chicken sober.

    sassie;5608569

    do you have children? if you dont feel comfortable trying it yourself



    I knew somebody would find a good use for them :lol:

    Original Poster

    actually.... it is sunday. I might just cook up some potatoes and veg now and count it as my sunday dinner.

    [COLOR="Red"]Wow, serious life choice buying 'expired' chicken.

    You must be struggling for money ATM.[/COLOR]

    Original Poster

    my gravy will consist of 1 x large vodka and a spiced rum

    Original Poster

    The JFK;5608598

    [COLOR="Red"]Wow, serious life choice buying 'expired' chicken.You must … [COLOR="Red"]Wow, serious life choice buying 'expired' chicken.You must be struggling for money ATM.[/COLOR]



    I am.. got any monopoly money you can lend me?

    Jed Maxwell;5608603

    I am.. got any monopoly money you can lend me?



    http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj26/The_JFK/JFKMoney092.jpg

    Original Poster

    The JFK;5608609



    omg... I wish one day I can be like you. Can I add you on twitter?

    The JFK;5608609



    [COLOR="Magenta"]Becoming a rent boy.

    Strong life choice.[/COLOR]

    :lol:

    The JFK;5608609



    So did you spend your student loan on books like a good boy?

    Original Poster

    ChipSticks;5608628

    So did you spend your student loan on books like a good boy?



    is he old enough to get a student loan?

    [COLOR="Red"]*WOW* That must be at least a months wages there - 'bout tree fiddy for a glass collecter at the local workies ?
    Do they give you free crisps ?[/COLOR]

    Shengis;5608626

    [COLOR="Magenta"]Becoming a rent boy.Strong life choice.[/COLOR]:lol:



    ]different thread, same conclusion

    great minds... :thumbsup:

    Jed Maxwell;5608632

    is he old enough to get a student loan?



    [COLOR="Red"]No.

    I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student loan.[/COLOR]

    The JFK;5608644

    [COLOR="Red"]No.I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student … [COLOR="Red"]No.I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student loan.[/COLOR]



    Tesco do good deals on "rump" fairly often.

    You'll need to ensure you remain competitive.. :-D

    Original Poster

    The JFK;5608644

    [COLOR="Red"]No.I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student … [COLOR="Red"]No.I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student loan.[/COLOR]



    aren't we a big boy now.

    perhaps more big girls blouse if cant hack a bit of dodgy chicken, put hairs on ur chest lol

    thats an idea try it on the dog first.

    Banned

    The JFK;5608644

    [COLOR="Red"]No.I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student … [COLOR="Red"]No.I'm going to Uni next year, but I won't need a student loan.[/COLOR]



    where you getting the funds to support yourself?

    casparwhite;5612184

    where you getting the funds to support yourself?


    [COLOR="Red"]
    My bank account. Already have about £63K in there.[/COLOR]
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