THE COMMON COLD

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Man flu?
sympathy is low itt.

man up.
Thread worthy thread.
magicbeans

Sympathy is non exsistent on HUKD.man up.



Fixed.
magicbeans

sympathy is low itt.man up.



As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously considering digging out my craft knives and performing amputation surgery, who hasn't had a real night's sleep in a week, who cannot speak, and who cannot walk or think in a straight line right now, and whose diet has diminished to the point that all I can eat are Strepsils, Soothers, Ibuprofen and vitamin pills, I want you to know that I hate you, and hope you die.
dxx

As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously … As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously considering digging out my craft knives and performing amputation surgery, who hasn't had a real night's sleep in a week, who cannot speak, and who cannot walk or think in a straight line right now, and whose diet has diminished to the point that all I can eat are Strepsils, Soothers, Ibuprofen and vitamin pills, I want you to know that I hate you, and hope you die.



http://www.piz18.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Puppy-Wish-%E2%80%93-Get-Well-Soon.gif

is that better.































see how low u have fallen.
How very dare you I don't suffer from the COMMON cold

Mine is a very rare strain only caught by the POSH people
I HATE fridge magnets, but I have one........................it says

Children get the cold
Men get the flu
Women get on with it
my hubby has a saying "if you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between **** and syphillus"
magicbeans

sympathy is low itt.man up.

dxx

As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously … As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously considering digging out my craft knives and performing amputation surgery, who hasn't had a real night's sleep in a week, who cannot speak, and who cannot walk or think in a straight line right now, and whose diet has diminished to the point that all I can eat are Strepsils, Soothers, Ibuprofen and vitamin pills, I want you to know that I hate you, and hope you die.



How many coughs? Four?
magicbeans

is that better.see how low u have fallen.



It is a bit. But, blargh. I wonder if the NHS will give me a medically-induced coma for until my body gets around to fighting it all off.
magicbeans

sympathy is low itt.man up.

dxx

As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously … As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously considering digging out my craft knives and performing amputation surgery, who hasn't had a real night's sleep in a week, who cannot speak, and who cannot walk or think in a straight line right now, and whose diet has diminished to the point that all I can eat are Strepsils, Soothers, Ibuprofen and vitamin pills, I want you to know that I hate you, and hope you die.



*cries*
Stick your head over a large bowl of steamy hot water!
Its a scientific fact that manflu is 20 times more painful than childbirth. You females have absolutely no idea.
dxx

As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously … As someone with a throat that hurts so much that I'm seriously considering digging out my craft knives and performing amputation surgery, who hasn't had a real night's sleep in a week, who cannot speak, and who cannot walk or think in a straight line right now, and whose diet has diminished to the point that all I can eat are Strepsils, Soothers, Ibuprofen and vitamin pills, I want you to know that I hate you, and hope you die.



you have my full sympathy, I feel exactly the same and have been for the last 8 weeks. got my third course of antibiotics yesterday. Hope you feel better soon. On the plus side, it's the only time I have ever lost weight over Christmas!

Hope you feel better soon too OP.
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