The corrupt wish game

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Found 13th Mar 2007
so in this game the first poster makes a wish and the second poster makes it come true but with a consequence. then the second poster makes a wish and its granted by the next person, and so on and so forth.

for example,

first poster: I wish I had all the money in the world
second poster: granted, but now your in prison, and you cant spend it..


so my wish...
I wish I had lots of chocolate :-D

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geek grrrl

so in this game the first poster makes a wish and the second poster makes … so in this game the first poster makes a wish and the second poster makes it come true but with a consequence. then the second poster makes a wish and its granted by the next person, and so on and so forth.[SIZE="2"]for example,first poster: I wish I had all the money in the worldsecond poster: granted, but now your in prison, and you cant spend it..[/SIZE]so my wish...I wish I had lots of chocolate :-D


granted but you eat it all quick and are violently sick all day
i wish my free txts would hurry up and come thru cos i need 2 txt sum1 :-(

Your wish is granted, but you have just had an allergy test and you are highly allergic to dairy products + cocoa extracts!!

Oh someone got there before me!

I was about to add that my wish was for me to be a size 10 in a months time!

kAREN-ANGEL

Your wish is granted, but you have just had an allergy test and you are … Your wish is granted, but you have just had an allergy test and you are highly allergic to dairy products + cocoa extracts!!Oh someone got there before me!I was about to add that my wish was for me to be a size 10 in a months time!




Granted, but your feet grow to size 20 mmmwwwhhahaaa

I wish i had my own jam factory :whistling:

Granted, but your no longer an Angel, the Devil now has the rights to your soul.

I wish I could cut down on the beer I drink. http://img116.exs.cx/img116/6469/g5cgrin.gif

Waaaaaaah, beaten to it while looking for a smiley. http://img84.exs.cx/img84/6927/palizaconsilla7eo.gif

FonZe

Granted, but your feet grow to size 20 mmmwwwhhahaaa I wish i had my … Granted, but your feet grow to size 20 mmmwwwhhahaaa I wish i had my own jam factory :whistling:



Your wish is granted but you are now a Jammy Dodger and are waiting in line to be eaten. :-D

Still wish I could cut down on the beer I drink. http://img116.exs.cx/img116/6469/g5cgrin.gif

Original Poster

make a wish beerman

granted, but your now addicted to smoking, bye bye healthy lungs.

I wish I was slim

he he this is gonna get confusing with us all getting beaten to the post!!
Love the 'beating' smilies beerman!

Jam factory - granted.Shame you live where your neighbour has thousands of bee hives so nobody will work for ya so youve gone bankrupt!

You've cut down on the beer you drink, but you've lost so much weight, you need to go and but a whole new wardrobe and it will cost hundreds!

granted, but then you slip down the nearest drain and get washed away..

I wish i lived on the moon

paceCETTA

granted, but then you slip down the nearest drain and get washed away..I … granted, but then you slip down the nearest drain and get washed away..I wish i lived on the moon


granted but the only other person that lives there is your worst enemy
i wish i didnt have 2 go out 2day cos i cant b bothered

Original Poster

granted, but now you have to stay inside FOREVER

I wish david wasnt at work

hiphop_dont_stop

granted but the only other person that lives there is your worst enemyi … granted but the only other person that lives there is your worst enemyi wish i didnt have 2 go out 2day cos i cant b bothered



granted, but you stay and home and your sofa grows huge nashers and eats you

i wish i could live like a cat

geek grrrl

granted, but now you have to stay inside FOREVERI wish david wasnt at work


granted but he stays at home allday and spends it arguing with u
i wish i had a maid cos im feeling sooooooo lazy today and i want a cup o t :giggle:

paceCETTA

granted, but you stay and home and your sofa grows huge nashers and eats … granted, but you stay and home and your sofa grows huge nashers and eats youi wish i could live like a cat


granted but u get eaten by next doors dog
i still wish my txts would hurry up :roll:

geek grrrl

granted, but now you have to stay inside FOREVERI wish david wasnt at work



granted, but he misses work doesnt earn any money and then you starve go slim and then slip down a drain and get washed away

i wish i wasnt at work

paceCETTA

granted, but he misses work doesnt earn any money and then you starve go … granted, but he misses work doesnt earn any money and then you starve go slim and then slip down a drain and get washed away i wish i wasnt at work


granted but you don't have an internet connetion at home
I wish I didn't have a sore throat

Granted, You now have both legs broken in 5 places and your remote is on top of the tv

i wish i didnt have to wait for gas man!

Granted, you now have to wait for telephone man

I wish I was healthy

(Great thread btw)

Original Poster

granted, but now everyones jealous of your perfect health, so they hunt you down!! muahahahahaha

I wish I was funny

granted, then you wake up,

i wish shopto would do free delivery

granted, but then the postman loses your order haha

i wish it was lunchtime so i could eat me sarnies

Granted, but then you are hungry later

I wish I wasnt asthmatic

kelly_o_fanatic

Granted, but then you are hungry laterI wish I wasnt asthmatic



granted, however your hair goes bright green and your finger nails turn blue

i wish i was a giraffe and then i could see everything

granted, due to an illness they have to remove your legs

i wish the internet was more interesting

granted, due to an illness they have to remove your legs

i wish the internet was more interesting

Granted but your connection to the internet fails

I wish I could travel the world

granted, but then you run out of money half way round and have to live in antartica

i wish this ginger bread tasted nicer

Granted but you realise you are allergic to it

I wish they could make a pizza that made you loose weight by eating it

kelly_o_fanatic

Granted but you realise you are allergic to itI wish they could make a … Granted but you realise you are allergic to itI wish they could make a pizza that made you loose weight by eating it


granted but u eat that much of it u virtualy disappear
i wish my shop was closer to where i live

Granted but now your street is always busy and you cant get any sleep

I wish you could 'shut' your ears to stop yourself from hearing something (Like you can shut your eyes to stop yourself seeing something)

granted - but when you shut them you hear daniel o donnel

i wish i was at cheltenham today

kelly_o_fanatic

Granted but now your street is always busy and you cant get any sleepI … Granted but now your street is always busy and you cant get any sleepI wish you could 'shut' your ears to stop yourself from hearing something (Like you can shut your eyes to stop yourself seeing something)


granted but then when crossing road u dont hear someone shout 'watch out for the bus' and get run over
i also wish i cud shut mine cos ive heard enuff of my x's lies 2day:x

i wish my virgin sims would hurry up cos for 1st time in months ive got a buyer 4 em :-D

Knewbold - you are but you are the only living thing there and so utterly bored

hiphop_dont_stop - They do but they are 3 sizes too big and the buyer changes his/her mind because they dont fit in the phone

I wish I could help more people

i thought she meant sim cards!

granted, no catch except your fingers were removed to stop you typing


i wish i would shop getting viagra emails!

Lol she did, they dont fit the phone because they are too big! Thats why the buyer didnt want them

Granted, now you get emails about incontinence

I wish I could tell what everyone was thinking

Antj87

i thought she meant sim cards!granted, no catch except your fingers were … i thought she meant sim cards!granted, no catch except your fingers were removed to stop you typingi wish i would shop getting viagra emails!



Granted, but you now get them through snail mail instead :giggle:

I wish I had 300 boxes of Lamb & Mint flavour crisps :w00t:

Mattitude

Granted, but you now get them through snail mail instead :giggle: I wish … Granted, but you now get them through snail mail instead :giggle: I wish I had 300 boxes of Lamb & Mint flavour crisps :w00t:



Lol I posted first!

Granted but they are all out of date

I wish I could tell what everyone was thinking

Mattitude

Granted, but you now get them through snail mail instead :giggle: I wish … Granted, but you now get them through snail mail instead :giggle: I wish I had 300 boxes of Lamb & Mint flavour crisps :w00t:


granted but then id b ur friend for life cos i loveeeeeeee em lol
i wish i had unlimited supply of cider:-D

Lol is everyone just ignoring my posts

Granted but you cant get open the bottles

(for the third time!) I wish I could tell what everyone was thinking

granted get a life

i wish day time tv was good!

kelly_o_fanatic

Lol is everyone just ignoring my posts :pGranted but you cant get open … Lol is everyone just ignoring my posts :pGranted but you cant get open the bottles(for the third time!) I wish I could tell what everyone was thinking



Granted, but you find out some unsavoury thoughts! :whistling:

I wish I was a millionairre
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