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    The Donkey Race ..........

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    The Donkey Race
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    The local pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

    The local paper read: PASTORS ASS OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
    pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
    the donkey.
    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
    next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

    The bishop fainted.
    He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
    of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for £10.

    The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR £10

    This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

    The bishop was buried the next day.

    The moral of the story is..................being concerned about public opinion can
    bring you much grief and misery................
    and even shorten your life.
    So be yourself and enjoy life..................
    Stop worrying about everyone elses ass
    and youll be a lot happier and live longer !

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    lol really good!!
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