the drunk thread you can only post in this if you are drunk

54 replies
Found 30th Aug 2016
if drunk post here then you can not get into trouble

not to mods complaints about this thread are not valid as the ppl are drunk and the readers should know what to expect

but we know you know who will try and spam it

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Original Poster

yep had 3 lemonchellos so am drunk

Original Poster

was in mc donalds today a kid through his fires on the floor his dad who was well fit put him over his knee and proper smacked him, everyone was shocked.

I through my chips on the floor nothing happend, then my burger, nothing happend, then my drink, it was then the staff asked me to leave

I'm not drunk, what you gonna do?

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deanlfc

I'm not drunk, what you gonna do?



send a pic then I will let u know

deanlfc

I'm not drunk, what you gonna do?



​See post number two!

I was a glass of water once

I'm drunk from last night, can I come in?

I'm drunk on this glorious beautiful sunny day and happy life full of love and physical pleasure and have wads of cash so absolutely no worries

Oh wait I just sobered up

miles136

was in mc donalds today a kid through his fires on the floor his dad who … was in mc donalds today a kid through his fires on the floor his dad who was well fit put him over his knee and proper smacked him, everyone was shocked.I through my chips on the floor nothing happend, then my burger, nothing happend, then my drink, it was then the staff asked me to leave



Are threw with that story?

I am thoroughly drunk and threw up.

Nearly time for mikeys quiz

Abinz lem melonade xixed wiv chic wizdkey nd ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Cricet shider and chiops best thihgy evers /'9

Nighty night miles

Original Poster

thewongwing101

Nighty night miles



good night. am back to normal now sober have been rough all day

Original Poster

Friends like mine are hard to fine

they could be in any one of 20 pubs

Just staggered in after a night on the ale
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/102009/1256735365_drunk_guy_in_supermarket_vs._fan.gif

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themachman

Just staggered in after a night on the ale



you little devil

Original Poster

i may have a drink tonight

only thing I'm drinking tonight is Pepsi ...

Tomorrow night I will be adding this to it

https://img.thewhiskyexchange.com/540/brbon_jac116.jpg

Banned

miles136

i may have a drink tonight



Yeah right. We had 6 kids in our house last night (birthday sleepover all 11-12) & one of the little gits was searching "porn" on our wifi using her phone at 4.30 in the morning. Luckily we have a block on adult content but now I have to tell the parent.

Too right I am on bottle number 2!

YouDontWantToKnow

Yeah right. We had 6 kids in our house last night (birthday sleepover all … Yeah right. We had 6 kids in our house last night (birthday sleepover all 11-12) & one of the little gits was searching "porn" on our wifi using her phone at 4.30 in the morning. Luckily we have a block on adult content but now I have to tell the parent.Too right I am on bottle number 2!



Oh... dear... I don't envy you very much!!

Banned

arcangel111

Oh... dear... I don't envy you very much!!



Yeah.... Your 12 year old searches porn... Thats gonna go down well.. But I think it needs to be said.. Plus one of our little **** should have told us straight away & probably didnt discourage it!

Bloody IT!!

^ So glad that mine are grown ups now!!

mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only just let the lad have facebook (we aren't on it)

It's all part of growing up.

Banned

arcangel111

mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only … mine are 14(boy) and 8(girl) ... no doubt i'll have it all to come. Only just let the lad have facebook (we aren't on it)



Well his father furnished him with a android phone at 9 years old.. Totally wrong but it is the girl now 13 that witnessed her mate "apparently" trying to access porn but didnt bother saying anything until the afternoon.

Now I have a phone to go through (just in case she was in on it) & parents to speak too. Nightmare.

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arcangel111

only thing I'm drinking tonight is Pepsi ... Tomorrow night I will be … only thing I'm drinking tonight is Pepsi ... Tomorrow night I will be adding this to it




make sure you gargle b4 you come to bed I do not like that stuff

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YouDontWantToKnow

Well his father furnished him with a android phone at 9 years old.. … Well his father furnished him with a android phone at 9 years old.. Totally wrong but it is the girl now 13 that witnessed her mate "apparently" trying to access porn but didnt bother saying anything until the afternoon. Now I have a phone to go through (just in case she was in on it) & parents to speak too. Nightmare.




my 12yr old niece has had her phone taken off her, she was posting "fashion and pout pics on whats app and other sites she had over 40 followers and di not know most of them!!!

so now she knows what pedos are as she was insisting they were just friends we had to tell her some truths about the world, but that did not stop her, so phone removed

Banned

miles136

my 12yr old niece has had her phone taken off her, she was posting … my 12yr old niece has had her phone taken off her, she was posting "fashion and pout pics on whats app and other sites she had over 40 followers and di not know most of them!!!so now she knows what pedos are as she was insisting they were just friends we had to tell her some truths about the world, but that did not stop her, so phone removed



Well our kids phones are going missing today. Ooops

I wish I could change the situation but I can't! Being rejected like this hurts like hell! Anyway thank you to all of you who saved me money, keep it up!

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maxrlingham

I wish I could change the situation but I can't! Being rejected like … I wish I could change the situation but I can't! Being rejected like this hurts like hell! Anyway thank you to all of you who saved me money, keep it up!



we luv ya

xxx

Original Poster

its been a few weeks now so I am going to have a drink, been a tuff week

Original Poster

i did get drunk but fell asleep

I drink to forget then forget what I was trying to forget so I guess it works X)

I wish I was drunk. Does that count?
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