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    The duck is dead!!

    As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
    listened to the duck's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
    sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your Duck,
    'Cuddles' has passed away'


    The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure ?'



    'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead' he replied.



    'How can you be so sure,' she protested. ' I mean, you haven't done any
    testing on him or anything. He might just be
    in a coma or something'



    The Vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a
    few minutes later with a black Labrador
    retriever.



    As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,
    put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then
    looked at the Vet with sad eyes and shook
    his head.


    The vet patted the dog, and took it out, and returned a few minutes later
    with a cat.


    The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the duck from
    head to foot. The cat sat back on its
    haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.



    The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
    most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead
    duck'.



    The vet turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he
    handed To the woman.


    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill '£150!', she cried, £150
    just to tell me my duck is dead!'


    The vet just shrugged, and said 'I'm sorry.



    If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been just £20, but with
    the Lab report and the Cat scan, it's now
    £150.

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    Oooooold as the hills!

    That is very good.:-D :-D :-D
    I hadn't heard it before.

    ..lol

    I like

    Original Poster

    guv;4542169

    Oooooold as the hills!



    you can talk:whistling:

    skusey;4542205

    you can talk:whistling:


    you still here? I got an infraction for posting pics in your thread last night :w00t:

    I liked it!

    lol not heard it before, was good

    Original Poster

    harlzter;4542384

    you still here? I got an infraction for posting pics in your thread last … you still here? I got an infraction for posting pics in your thread last night :w00t:



    only just! trying to beat sassie with the most infractions

    Banned

    SKUSEY Pm meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

    :lol:

    lol, thats very cool

    I have to agree with the Guv here.

    Good one

    I disapprove.

    Banned

    duckmagicuk2;4544361

    I disapprove.



    of my posts or the duck? :roll:

    Banned

    skusey;4542437

    only just! trying to beat sassie with the most infractions



    dont worry you beat me hun i only ever had one :thumbsup:

    nice one x x x

    loved it

    duckmagicuk2;4544361

    I disapprove.



    tell me something i dont know! :roll: (roll eyes smiley)
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