The evidence and the question...........

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Found 10th Nov 2009
Evidence in two parts :

a) Son calls yesterday from work... " Mum did I get a parcel today? "

Answer : "No dear".

b) Small package ( prolly about the size of an Xbox game ) arrives from Shopto, this morning.

Question is................... Shall I tell him..........

Or shall I hide it until hes completed all his chores????

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Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he gets his chores done, he'll get them done extra fast then..

if you don't give it him he could be glum all day and take forever to do it..

Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good on you. How old is he BTW?

hide it!!

You won't see him for months.



actually, this... lol

t0mm;6842844

Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he … Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he gets his chores done, he'll get them done extra fast then..



No wait!! this!! lollll

greg_68;6842856

Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he … Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.Cruel but funny.



In fact, do both.... Chores done extra quick, and a good laugh at his expense after!!

My daughter loves me.... Honest! lol

kyalion;6842846

Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good … Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good on you. How old is he BTW?



+1

Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.

Cruel but funny.

Hide it :evil:

If he knew you lied, will he undo all the chores?

hide it:thumbsup:

greg_68;6842867

32



:w00t:

Marina;6842862

If he knew you lied, will he undo all the chores?



Unlikely. He'll just want to mong out on his XBox and not undo his work, that would just waste valuable gaming time.

greg_68;6842856

Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he … Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.Cruel but funny.



Oh that is so cruel...but have the camcorder on his face at the time.....put in a disney film.

kyalion;6842878

Unlikely. He'll just want to mong out on his XBox and not undo his work, … Unlikely. He'll just want to mong out on his XBox and not undo his work, that would just waste valuable gaming time.


Valid point kyalion:thumbsup::)

32.....tell him you'll post it to his new address. (only kidding)

Goofeys Girl;6842879

Oh that is so cruel...but have the camcorder on his face at the … Oh that is so cruel...but have the camcorder on his face at the time.....put in a disney film.



Or send it to Beadle and earn £250 :w00t:

Take the game out and put a list of new chores in the game box. Hand it to him and watch

Why not pretend it never arrived, and then give it to him for Xmas.

Banned

greg_68;6842856

Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he … Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.Cruel but funny.




LMAO, thats just so cruel, but very funny, i thought only i was that warped lol, last christmas we bought daughter a pink ds and before i wrapped it i took the console out of the box. You should of seen her face when i told her she would have to wait until new year for the shop to open:w00t:

kyalion;6842910

Or send it to Beadle and earn £250 :w00t:



That's a pretty bad taste joke. But then I guess on the other hand it was only a small one...:whistling:

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t0mm;6842844

Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he … Give it the poor lad and tell him he's not allowed to play it until he gets his chores done, he'll get them done extra fast then.. if you don't give it him he could be glum all day and take forever to do it..



I lol'd at "Glum". My son is never "glum"!! lol

If I hide the game he may be murderously, insanely angry......... but glum??? I :w00t:'d lol

jah128;6842983

That's a pretty bad taste joke. But then I guess on the other hand it … That's a pretty bad taste joke. But then I guess on the other hand it was only a small one...:whistling:



Wrong, very wrong. But soo funny. Repped.

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kyalion;6842846

Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good … Ooh, you're evil. Hide it obviously until all chores are done, but good on you. How old is he BTW?



He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my techie! xx

ClarityofMind;6843003

I lol'd at "Glum". My son is never "glum"!! lolIf I hide the game he may … I lol'd at "Glum". My son is never "glum"!! lolIf I hide the game he may be murderously, insanely angry......... but glum??? I :w00t:'d lol



I only used it as a substitute, i didn't want to scare you with a more hate filled word :friends:

ClarityofMind;6843038

He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my … He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my techie! xx



:w00t::w00t::w00t:

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greg_68;6842856

Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he … Open it carefully and swap it for an old game, watch his face when he opens it up later.Cruel but funny.



I can't see the cruelty in this :w00t:

I dunno if I dare............ lets see what games do I own......... uhmm........... Sims might be an appropriate replacement......... lol

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greg_68;6843071

:w00t::w00t::w00t:



It's true, I've been a Mummy seemingly my whole life xxx

Or feels like it.............................:)

Didn't know your eldest was 21. Is he taller then you. Violence caused by games is the worst type.

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kyalion;6842924

Why not pretend it never arrived, and then give it to him for Xmas.



^^^^ Because he has his own money... he earns 1500ish a month... He'd just go get another one.....lol

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Adam2050;6843100

Didn't know your eldest was 21. Is he taller then you. Violence caused by … Didn't know your eldest was 21. Is he taller then you. Violence caused by games is the worst type.



He's 6 ft 2 to my 5 ft.... lol

I so wanna swop it over though... I think I'm gonna!!

ClarityofMind;6843038

He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my … He's my eldest! He was 21 in August. I had him when I was 14. He's my techie! xx



WOW :w00t: 14y. That's shattered my illusion of a 25y old blonde bombshell

Original Poster

kyalion;6843141

WOW :w00t: 14y. That's shattered my illusion of a 25y old blonde … WOW :w00t: 14y. That's shattered my illusion of a 25y old blonde bombshell



I'm a 35 yr old blonde bombshell :lol:

ClarityofMind;6843172

I'm a 35 yr old blonde bombshell :lol:



I'm slowly building a mental picture of you now. It's like painting by numbers :w00t:

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kyalion;6843220

I'm slowly building a mental picture of you now. It's like painting by … I'm slowly building a mental picture of you now. It's like painting by numbers :w00t:



Oh that's easy, it's just me and all these kids and large piles of ironing! lol

Hide it if you want but don't open it, you are only guessing what's inside, it may be a porn dvd!
then what are you going to do? watch it together??????????????

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The Fox;6843243

Hide it if you want but don't open it, you are only guessing what's … Hide it if you want but don't open it, you are only guessing what's inside, it may be a porn dvd!then what are you going to do? watch it together??????????????



Porn Dvd???

In that case it'd have been addressed to his father not to him! :roll:

In fact my ex-husbands friends have ME order their porn as their wives wont allow it :lol:

ClarityofMind;6843238

Oh that's easy, it's just me and all these kids and large piles of … Oh that's easy, it's just me and all these kids and large piles of ironing! lol




Oh don't put yourself down CoM

http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/FAN/FAN1001952_P.JPG

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greg_68;6843304

Oh don't put yourself down CoM



Oh come on don't be insulting, I look way better than that :w00t:

Marina;6842914

Take the game out and put a list of new chores in the game box. Hand it … Take the game out and put a list of new chores in the game box. Hand it to him and watch



ha, thats outragously cruel!

jasonodell;6843328

ha, thats outragously cruel!



We weren't meant to give serious answers I thought.:p

Original Poster

Marina;6843353

We weren't meant to give serious answers I thought.:p



Wha??? I thought you were being serious xx:-D

ClarityofMind;6843367

Wha??? I thought you were being serious xx:-D



Feel free to take it seriously and plz update us about what happened:-D
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