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    the facecloth this has to be read and laughed at

    the facecloth

    this has to be read, laughed at
    there is not a woman alive
    today who won't understand this

    i was due for a cancer smear test with the doctor later in the week. early one
    morning, i received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that i had
    been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am .. i had only just packed
    everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am . the
    trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so i didn't have any time to spare.

    as most women do, i like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
    making such visits, but this time i wasn't going to be able to make the
    full effort. so, i rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the facecloth
    that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
    area to make sure i was at least presentable. i threw the facecloth in the
    clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
    appointment.

    i was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when i was called in.
    knowing the procedure, as i'm sure you do, i hopped up on the table, looked
    over at the other side of the room and pretended that i was in paris or
    some other place a million miles away. i was a little surprised when the
    doctor said, 'my, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

    i didn't respond.

    after the appointment, i heaved a sigh of relief and went home.. the rest
    of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

    after school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
    the bathroom, 'mummy, where's my facecloth?'

    i told her to get another one from the cupboard.

    she replied, 'no, i need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
    glitter saved inside it.'

    never going back to that doctor ever!!

    22 Comments

    oh you made me laugh bless

    That made me giggle

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    as most women do, i like to take a little extra effort over hygiene

    come on a little extra effort , most would at least shower and scrub their muff and not even think it was any extra effort to go to as its the normal thing to do in the morning

    you must STINK:whistling:

    Thats brilliant and totally the sort of thing that would happen in my house

    :-D Made me chuckle x

    I can't actually decide if that's a joke or real, either way it made me laugh, lol

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    surfbunny;5761268

    Thats brilliant and totally the sort of thing that would happen in my … Thats brilliant and totally the sort of thing that would happen in my house



    you need to get up earlier if you dont have time in the morning to clean yourself properly:thumbsup:

    Very funny

    Repped ! :w00t:
    That was funny as :-D

    churchill,you should have your rep wiped (pardon the pun) for being a ring piece

    Heard this one before. Its done the rounds on other forums.

    brill - what did you tell your daughter?!

    Seen this one before, good one

    :lol:

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    Monkeybumcheeks;5762233

    Repped ! :w00t:That was funny as :-Dchurchill,you should have your rep … Repped ! :w00t:That was funny as :-Dchurchill,you should have your rep wiped (pardon the pun) for being a ring piece



    i should have my rep wiped for stating that people should wash in the morning,lol

    you should have yours wiped for being a ring piece that thinks unfunny things are funny as you azz wipe:thumbsup:

    churchill;5766918

    i should have my rep wiped for stating that people should wash in the … i should have my rep wiped for stating that people should wash in the morning,lolyou should have yours wiped for being a ring piece that thinks unfunny things are funny as you azz wipe:thumbsup:



    Who you trying to be like Churchill..??

    AND change you're pic... Dell Boy is funny.. You're.. Umm.. not!

    lmao!!

    OP thank you, made me laugh x x

    churchill;5761581

    you need to get up earlier if you dont have time in the morning to clean … you need to get up earlier if you dont have time in the morning to clean yourself properly:thumbsup:



    Ha ha, hate mornings, usually take kids to school first and then have a lovely soak in peace, works better that way:oops:

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    cw9652;5766932

    Who you trying to be like Churchill..?? AND change you're pic... Dell … Who you trying to be like Churchill..?? AND change you're pic... Dell Boy is funny.. You're.. Umm.. not!



    not trying to be like anyone and im not trying to be funny just statin g the obvious

    if you want to stink all day good for you

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    surfbunny;5766950

    Ha ha, hate mornings, usually take kids to school first and then have a … Ha ha, hate mornings, usually take kids to school first and then have a lovely soak in peace, works better that way:oops:



    yeah thats dropping kids off at school then going back and getting clean you wouldnt go doctors without showering

    churchill;5770059

    yeah thats dropping kids off at school then going back and getting clean … yeah thats dropping kids off at school then going back and getting clean you wouldnt go doctors without showering



    Your bloody cheeky churchill, no of course i wouldnt go to the docs or anywhere without a good clean, i have a bath after taking the kids to school but i still have a shower before bed, nothing nicer than being clean and getting straight into a clean bed, I just meant that i need to be more organised thats all and i have a 5 year old who doesnt like getting up in the morning so its stressfull.:roll:

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    surfbunny;5770144

    Your bloody cheeky churchill, no of course i wouldnt go to the docs or … Your bloody cheeky churchill, no of course i wouldnt go to the docs or anywhere without a good clean, i have a bath after taking the kids to school but i still have a shower before bed, nothing nicer than being clean and getting straight into a clean bed, I just meant that i need to be more organised thats all and i have a 5 year old who doesnt like getting up in the morning so its stressfull.:roll:



    i was agreeing with you

    and who does like getting up in the morning never mind a five year old

    Well I laughed at the joke or funny tale ( who knows?) in the OP - cheers Martin:thumbsup: ......
    ........ and then I read this thread and the laughter left me.
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