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    The Fugitive at large!

    I see Police have placed a £10K reward for the fugitive Mr Moat

    If he is not captured soon they will double the reward next week to £20K!

    It will be a Roaul over.

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    So if you know where he is and you're in a position to shop him it'll be worth waiting to see if the reward goes up even further ...

    this is not raul moatly funny

    He robbed a chip shop down the road from me.

    Staff should have realised something was up straight away when they saw they had a customer.

    dontasciime

    He robbed a chip shop down the road from me.Staff should have realised … He robbed a chip shop down the road from me.Staff should have realised something was up straight away when they saw they had a customer.



    Did he nick any sausage roauls?

    dontasciime

    He robbed a chip shop down the road from me.Staff should have realised … He robbed a chip shop down the road from me.Staff should have realised something was up straight away when they saw they had a customer.


    Hey they do cracking chips there. Been quite abit of police helicopter action over blyth today.

    its not roauly funny----is it?

    DarkKnight

    Did he nick any sausage roauls?


    Greggs have jumped on the band wagon and are cashing in with their new pastry snack.

    It’s really thick, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 49p.

    P.s. People really need to spell Raoul right!

    raptorcigs

    its not roauly funny----is it?



    Don't you wish you hadn't bothered? That's really poor....

    Banned

    The police need all the help they can get.

    It must be quite difficult in the North East to tell one crim from another!

    Banned

    He did threaten to shoot some pigs, thats why the police are searching farmyards oink oink

    deek72

    Don't you wish you hadn't bothered? That's really poor....



    its what i do

    SuperEd

    Whats the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat?

    Moat is still messing around in the Geordie bush

    a man walks into rothbury police station and says " i hear your looking for a nutter from newcastle, and i would like to hand myself in, like.
    The desk sergeant looks up and says " **** off gazza ".

    Goonieman

    Hey they do cracking chips there. Been quite abit of police helicopter … Hey they do cracking chips there. Been quite abit of police helicopter action over blyth today.



    Yeah it was only a joke .. Would have been true though if it had of been russ's plaice

    Original Poster

    You really need to get a grip, like this person:>


    http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/1901/buttcheekgrip.jpg


    Hey, I was talking about the chap with white hair! meh

    Dear mr Moat,
    it has come to my attention that John Terry has been ******** your missus while you were in prison.

    yours sincerely,

    Wayne Bridge

    Banned

    Just seen they are using an RAF Tornado to search the area, some serious cricked necks I think, why not use a helicopter??

    wierdowoss

    Maybe he will murder one of your family members and you won't find it so … Maybe he will murder one of your family members and you won't find it so funny.Can only hope though..



    woah! a bit uncalled for i think !!! only having a little jest , but to actually HOPE someones family member on here, gets murdered by this nutter is below the belt !!!!

    shopstilldrops

    woah! a bit uncalled for i think !!! only having a little jest , but to … woah! a bit uncalled for i think !!! only having a little jest , but to actually HOPE someones family member on here, gets murdered by this nutter is below the belt !!!!



    Right so u automatically assume he wasn't joking too?

    Banned

    You cant read my poker face.

    goldmax

    Just seen they are using an RAF Tornado to search the area, some serious … Just seen they are using an RAF Tornado to search the area, some serious cricked necks I think, why not use a helicopter??



    They have helicopter out also

    The tornado is quicker at covering large area and has a pod to detect slight changes over this area. Aparently it's the tech they use in afghan to spot land mine placements

    barky

    Dear mr Moat,it has come to my attention that John Terry has been … Dear mr Moat,it has come to my attention that John Terry has been ******** your missus while you were in prison.yours sincerely,Wayne Bridge



    Avin this!!

    I've never received so many mobile jokes about one subject as I have about him.

    Raoul Moat has put on Facebook that he is hiding in the Birmingham City
    Trophy room.
    A spokesman for the West Midlands Police say he is a liar
    because there is no such place.

    If Raoul Moat wore a stripy jumper and thick glasses he'd be a lot more
    fun to try and find.

    Sky news are saying he's got a gun to his head somewhere in Rothbury now

    SuperEd

    Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight.

    They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him

    SuperEd

    dontasciime

    Sky news are saying he's got a gun to his head somewhere in Rothbury now



    yeh just seen that - people trying to have a look!

    Riverside - Lets Go!!

    jayjayuk1234

    Right so u automatically assume he wasn't joking too?



    okay maybe jumped the gun a bit ! BUT you can never tell with some people on here !

    I just lol'd at the bloke on Sky News, with a massive grin on his face and yakking on his mobile while walking towards the police who are shouting 'GET BACK, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY'

    People are stupid.

    Oh and now another gurning gimp on his phone, waving at the camera. Yes, this is really a "HI MUM!" moment.

    So here I am in the Rothbury Internet Cafe, on my break with the squad car outside, with the biggest ginger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

    A women just spoke to camera saying bless him meaning poor lad. Yeah he's only killed 1 & injured 2.
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