The funniest joke of all time?

I think so.

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on?" they asked.

Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said, "It's a Buick."

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?" we asked.

She said, "I don't know but it's always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it and they just fall down behind the counter laughing.

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Original Poster

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/eb76db10395806f8.jpg

bless....i managed to get it without the pic

Skusey....you need to bring out a HUKD joke book

Original Poster

bellabonkers;3838052

bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)Skusey....you need to … bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)Skusey....you need to bring out a HUKD joke book



I would love to!
maybe next year:thumbsup:

in b4 the trolls

Funniest all time, seriously?

lol! an oldie but a goodie!

don't get it :?
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do really lmao

barky;3838127

lol! an oldie but a goodie!



Oldie? It's ancient Still upsets the ladies though

bellabonkers;3838052

bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)Skusey....you need to … bless....i managed to get it without the pic :)Skusey....you need to bring out a HUKD joke book


http://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/SpamAssassin-book.png

HA HA thats so cute :giggle:

skusey;3838075

I would love to!maybe next year:thumbsup:in b4 the trolls


please do more jokes it would be great x x

Original Poster

rugger-tyke;3838270



http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/r_stop-1.jpg
ps, patrol does not have 2 'L's:w00t:

Angelstar;3839936

please do more jokes it would be great x x



Not this

The funniest joke of all time



]This

Predikuesi;3838251

Oldie? It's ancient Still upsets the ladies though



Doesn't upset me ..............I said something far worse with my first car

Loving the joke skusey :thumbsup:
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