The funniest panda joke on here so far tonight, guaranteed

Found 2nd May 2008
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
"What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker.
The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

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lol!!

Thats your best 1 yet :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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jellybaby22;2015913

LOL very good......have some rep



many thanks, i am a splitting image of Boris Johnson too:thumbsup:

OK, not bad..

You where right, that is the funniest panda joke on here tonight!!! :-D

Skusey your so funny xx

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Nemz;2015950

OK, not bad..



misery guts

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jellybaby22;2015960

you are obviously not only very funny but really good looking too...u … you are obviously not only very funny but really good looking too...u have it all:-D



i was right when i said about spec:thinking:savers earlier

Thanks snowtiger for my juicy avatar x

skusey your on top form tonight. Any more jokes ?

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juicyx;2016150

skusey your on top form tonight. Any more jokes ?



will post more to my fans later, got to have an early night though, need to be up early to bite the postman, bloody dogs ill.:thumbsup:

skusey;2016181

will post more to my fans later, got to have an early night though, need … will post more to my fans later, got to have an early night though, need to be up early to bite the postman, bloody dogs ill.:thumbsup:



quick pointer, a panda is NOT a marsupial.

the original joke is about a KOALA who meets a prostitute she cooks and then they have sex and he gets upto to walk out, she throws a dictionary at the koala and tells hime to read the description for a prostitute " woman who sells her body".
The koala the returns the book and tells her to read the description thats where the marsupial comes in with the punchline eats shoots and leaves
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