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    THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TODAY......

    I think everyday you should burst out laughing, so hard that your sides and your face hurt. So has any thing funny happened to you today????

    I'll start...I work for a very well known chemist and deal with a lot of people. Today a little old lady (bless her) handed me her prescription, she sat down and waited patiently. Five minutes later her prescription was ready. Her name was Mary Hare and I called her name as Harey Mare. Good job she was hard of hearing!!

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    Thank you - that was so funny typically my sence of humour

    Hehe!

    Good job her surname wasnt Hinge then...............................

    this happened yesterday but i thought it was funny

    i was at my grans house and she has a big wooden front door, as i was leaving i was pulling on the door (i couldnt get the thing open) next thing i saw was the door hitting me in the forehead, i stumbled for a while, then hit the floor, next thing i was looking up at my gran and cousin, my cousin is trying not to laugh, i burst out in to fits of laughter which sets my cousin off, and my grans shouting at us both that its not funny i could of really hurt myself

    harlzter;1605228

    Good job her surname wasnt Hinge then...............................



    Luv it!!
    (Love your joke, too . . . :whistling:)

    I had a man in a wheelchair asking me if a particular shop was far from the car park, I only went and said "no, its not far, walking distance" :whistling::oops:

    harlzter;1605228

    Good job her surname wasnt Hinge then...............................



    That really tickled me!!! :lol::prop::lol:

    babyxxxxx;1605231

    this happened yesterday but i thought it was funnyi was at my grans house … this happened yesterday but i thought it was funnyi was at my grans house and she has a big wooden front door, as i was leaving i was pulling on the door (i couldnt get the thing open) next thing i saw was the door hitting me in the forehead, i stumbled for a while, then hit the floor, next thing i was looking up at my gran and cousin, my cousin is trying not to laugh, i burst out in to fits of laughter which sets my cousin off, and my grans shouting at us both that its not funny i could of really hurt myself




    I suppose you had to be there :whistling:

    Lady walked in yesterday to book an appointment, so I asked her where she lived, and when could I come round, she said to me "you do eye tests at home?",
    "eye tests ma'am? I am an estate agent, the opticians is next door."
    Absolutely true (second time it has happened in two years)

    Agent_Silver;1606735

    Lady walked in yesterday to book an appointment, so I asked her where she … Lady walked in yesterday to book an appointment, so I asked her where she lived, and when could I come round, she said to me "you do eye tests at home?","eye tests ma'am? I am an estate agent, the opticians is next door."Absolutely true (second time it has happened in two years)



    Very good! :giggle::giggle:

    This didn't happen today, but did really happen to me

    A lady came up to me where I work and wanted to buy WHSmith vouchers, I replied "sorry, but this isn't WHSmiths you want next door but one" , she argued with me saying "This is WHSmiths and I want to buy my vouchers!" I took her to the door and showed her WHSmiths at which she shouted at me "Well it was here last week, you have swapped!"

    But, you know the customer is ALWAYS right.......not!!! :whistling:

    yesterday, i spoke to a man called Freshwater
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