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    The Gay Flight Attendant - joke

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
    seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
    told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
    landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
    put your trays up, that would be super.'

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
    Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me
    over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
    the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

    She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
    Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight
    attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks,in my
    country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B*tch !

    13 Comments

    Nice one yellow...............

    Lol thats good!

    thats made me laugh thank you!

    lol - nice one

    i dont think it is acceptable to have jokes about homosexual people
    lol i joke
    good joke btw! :thumbsup:

    love it - made me giggle

    Oh Yellow been down the pound shop again ... ... bet it was reduced :giggle:

    numptyj;2250023

    i dont think it is acceptable to have jokes about homosexual people :plol … i dont think it is acceptable to have jokes about homosexual people :plol i jokegood joke btw! :thumbsup:



    [COLOR="Red"]I was never confused[/COLOR] :giggle: :lol:

    Banned

    I received this joke today as well!

    Original Poster

    guv;2251785

    I received this joke today as well!



    OMG ... where do u work?!!! lol

    Original Poster

    GoDutchGo;2250158

    Oh Yellow been down the pound shop again ... ... bet it was reduced … Oh Yellow been down the pound shop again ... ... bet it was reduced :giggle:



    it tickled me! lol.. not very pc thou, eh?

    lol tht a good one lol
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