The Hedge

    A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a £20 note falls out onto the path.

    Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Madam, There are £20 notes falling out of your bag."

    "'Oh, really? Damn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.."

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the policeman. "How did you get all that money?' You didn't steal it, did you?"

    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my garden is right next to the football stadium car park. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '£20 or off it comes."

    "Well, that seems only fair." laughs the policeman. "OK? Good Luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?''

    "Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."



    lol thts disgusting :lol:

    :lol: Good one. :thumbsup:

    Lol thats good. Only little old ladies could get away with that
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