The HUKD isolation story

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Posted 25th Mar
Whilst we are all isolating maybe we could play the story game where you write a few words to continue a story from what the person above wrote. Let's see what we can come up with. I'll start with the following:

It was day 2 of isolation and the kids are driving me crazy already...
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... they were beginning to notice the smell and kept asking where their mother was.
Edited by: "IamMT" 25th Mar
She was in the kitchen baking a stash of...
The nieghbours pet with a freshly ground
Bat carcass and a dash of..
Concentrated urine...
When there was a loud "thump" from one of the rooms upstairs...
The children ran upstairs to see what the noise was and discovered...
the mother-in-law was here the day the lockdown started and had been hiding in the airing cupboard
Edited by: "Ivor-NoReasonToCare" 25th Mar
with the bloke who had delivered the takeaway.
Grandma was emitting a strong nauseating odour and Bobby the dog was in cupboard investigating the source of the odour
Only too discover that the Covid-19 had already taken its toll on them.
Edited by: "MynameisM" 25th Mar
MynameisM25/03/2020 20:44

Only too discover that the Covid-19 had already taken its toll on them.


Then we all got banned from HUKD's website
Edited by: "summerof76" 25th Mar
The children noticed grandmas phone had been smashed against the wall and knew straight away her deal had been put in moderation
Bandicoot25/03/2020 21:07

The children noticed grandmas phone had been smashed against the wall and …The children noticed grandmas phone had been smashed against the wall and knew straight away her deal had been put in moderation


Turns out grandma had seen one if Mrswitch phone deals and realised she paid too much, in anger she flung the phone at the wall, it smashed and rebounded...
adamderak25/03/2020 23:06

Turns out grandma had seen one if Mrswitch phone deals and realised she …Turns out grandma had seen one if Mrswitch phone deals and realised she paid too much, in anger she flung the phone at the wall, it smashed and rebounded...


She swore never to buy another phone from Mr Switches deals. She picked up the phone and selotaped it back together. The screen still worked but she couldnt hear anything. Grandma decided to find another deal she opened up HUKD....
Our house has been in isolation for 14 days today! Freedom!

Then again we still are not allowed to go out unless its essential!
L_K12326/03/2020 01:28

She swore never to buy another phone from Mr Switches deals. She picked up …She swore never to buy another phone from Mr Switches deals. She picked up the phone and selotaped it back together. The screen still worked but she couldnt hear anything. Grandma decided to find another deal she opened up HUKD....


To her surprise ASDA deals have been unbanned! She still wonders till this day... why was ASDA banned in the first place?
jaguark26/03/2020 08:23

To her surprise ASDA deals have been unbanned! She still wonders till this …To her surprise ASDA deals have been unbanned! She still wonders till this day... why was ASDA banned in the first place?


Along with that question she pondered the other mysteries in life like where do all those odd socks go, while deep in though she was rudely interrupted by.........
myusernamehasgone23426/03/2020 08:38

Along with that question she pondered the other mysteries in life like …Along with that question she pondered the other mysteries in life like where do all those odd socks go, while deep in though she was rudely interrupted by.........


The doorbell, it was Asda, finally delivering half of the shopping she had ordered three weeks ago.

She really needed that toilet paper now but...
As Bobby the dog ran out with a pair of soiled underpants on his head she was horrified to see her wine order hadn't been fulfilled and
myusernamehasgone23426/03/2020 08:38

Along with that question she pondered the other mysteries in life like …Along with that question she pondered the other mysteries in life like where do all those odd socks go, while deep in though she was rudely interrupted by.........


I have 2 bags of odd socks at home, I wondered where they came from
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